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Craig Maloney
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Sometimes I think book publishers are on crack. Then there's the times when I don't have to think:
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Virtual paper is getting so expensive
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Curious George is not a monkey. What happens next will ruin your childhood.
Sun 14 February 2016 | tags: A day in the lifeSilly Stuff. J: "... and we learned in class that Curious George is not a monkey." C: "So what is he? A small human?" J: "No, he's not a monkey. Does he have a tail?" C: "No, he doesn't have a tail". J: "Then he's an ape" ...
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How did the man in the yellow hat afford a house in the country and also an apartment in the big city? All on a museum employee salary? 
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Dorito Ketchup Roses.

Now available in Canada.

It's like a fractal of strange.
These long-stem Doritos® Ketchup Roses are one of a kind. The bloom is handmade by food stylists and each delicate petal is placed with care. Delivered on Valentine’s Day to select addresses within Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal. Be sure to proudly display this boldest expression of love for all to see. These delicious bouquets are sure to make your man’s stomach growl with love. So when your snack lover gets hungry for Doritos®, tear open the b...
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Oh you crazy cannuckians. 
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If you have content on Soundcloud (especially podcasts) you might want to explore your options.
It's hard to make money when the average revenue per user is just 11 cents.
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For me, and probably for many others, they have to offer a way of stopping content running on from the selected track to others - some of which aren't even your own output. I'd still be using it if I could be sure anyone choosing to listen to my spoken word track didn't find they'd got an earful of music they weren't expecting.
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Not for $300 bucks...
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If you've ever played a video game you owe your experience to a man who never stopped inventing.
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One of the strangest shooters I've ever seen.
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With our play-on-words black metal celebration in full effect, it's crucial to remember there is a more important subject at...
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Heard this sentence this morning, and it is completely sticking with me. 
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We are Keoma, an Alternative Metal band from Helsinki, Finland. When bying our music, you support! Don't have a credit card and don't want to mess with Paypal? Order your physical products by just sending us email to keoma123@gmail.com or leave a message at our Facebook page. KEOMA IS: Jasse - Vocs Eero - Guitar, Vocs Jaska - Bass, Vocs Jaakko - Guitar Sami - Drums Sampo - Keyboard, Noise
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Just when I think I can't be bowled over any more by +David Revoy's artwork I click on something else and my mouth hangs agape.

"Grow Your Own Ideas"
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Host of Open Metalcast, Co-Host of Lococast.net. Just another random Linux hacker. Likes coding, and long walks on the beach. Practicing human being. May contain bad language.
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Computer Scientist. Host of Open Metalcast (http://openmetalcast.com) and Co-Host of Lococast.net (http://lococast.net)
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