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Coty Rosenblath
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Happy Independence Day to all my Indian friends!

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I've made fun of astrology in the past, but I have to say this is frighteningly accurate. I really do need to clean up my bookmarks.
Today's Geek Horoscope

Aries When flamers call you “elitist,” “egghead,” “nerd,” “condescending,” or “full of yourself,” just remember that it’s just N00B-rage talking and it’s the only defense the lazy-minded have against those who work to better themselves.

Taurus You’re at your peak attractiveness. You’re a sex magnet, putting out pheromones that signal the opposite sex to follow in your wake, and your natural charm even carries over to casual friends who will feel compelled to bend to your will. Too bad you’re staying in all day reading posts on Google+.

Gemini Your social circle highly values your natural tendency to bluntly state the truth. You’re sought out for your sincere, honest advice.

Cancer They want you to reboot the server again. Lock up your office and take a walk. Tell everyone you have to get a new binary sorter that’s compatible with your ISO-standard router. Go home and post a shit load of .gif's on Google+.

Leo Even though you have the social skills of a cockroach, others say good things about you behind your back. Unfortunately, what counts is what people say to your face.

Virgo Normally when you say words to the effect that you’d just as soon nuke the whole world and be done with it, you’re just blowing off steam but today you mean it. Luckily you’re too timid to act on it.

Libra That “girl” you mocked in Call of Duty last night? Turns out that this one time, she really was a girl, a HOT one who lives next door and has had crush on your for weeks. But you dissed her. FAIL!

Scorpio Today you must clean out your bookmarks. You have piles of crap saved from moments when you didn’t have time to read or watch something. But you’ll get about ten bookmarks down the list, and then you’ll visit one wondering what the hell you saved it for, and then you’ll get sucked up in this cool site you forgot all about and loose a whole day aimlessly surfing the web again.

Sagittarius Your life is one big unpredictable Keno cage with balls bouncing off each other, and all you want is some peace and quiet. Take some time off, cancel some appointments, hold your calls, and arrange a sabatical for yourself.

Capricorn Yes, your guro manga collection really does bug people out. Yes, your cosplaying Vegeta at the last comic-con was so over-the-top, even those guys who dress like Klingons and speak the language were creeped out by you. But continue to ride in your comfortable bubble of denial, anyway.

Aquarius What, you don’t know how to write your own L-system fractal in Inkscape? Well, sure, take a night and learn it. Clutter your brain up with one more geeky pursuit of pointlessly trivial knowledge that couldn’t possibly do you any good.

Pisces Suddenly you have this surge of confidence, like you’re ready to clean out your apartment, pay your bills, organize your CDs, sign up for a gym membership, get a tan, go to a movie, and meet other people. But it’s 5:30 AM. Go back to bed and don’t worry; this will pass after you’ve had more sleep. These spontaneous urges to get your life together are just a symptom of your caffeine-addled brain fitfully trying to make sense of your life.

via: http://www.askreamaor.com/humor/todays-geek-horoscope/

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I'd like it to be about social, but +Vincent Wong makes a pretty good case.

Blows me away how far in front Facebook is in number of users.
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What G+ is really about (pst!!! it's not social) (38 photos)
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How had I not already tried j/k to navigate?

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Will someone DM me when Google+ lets me hide inline media and comments?

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"Schadenfreudegasm" is my new favorite word.
If you feel a bit lost about the phone bugging scandal involving the News Corporation and the News Of The World, enjoy John Oliver as he explains it all. It's perhaps the best recap you'll ever see.

So Chrome bundles the latest Flash plugin, but I have to download the latest Google Voice and Video plugin (for hanging out)?

Doesn't that seem odd?

+Tim Bray noted on Twitter that G+ was teaching him that 140 chars is a feature. I feel the same way about lack of inline comments, media, and links.

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Just discovered this Google+ feature allowing you to see how your profile looks to anyone else. Excellent.
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