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I swear this isn't me at Kasich campaign HQ
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Four. More. Years.
Four. More. Years.

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Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.
Artist Andrew Kolb created this wonderfully illustrated children's book based on David Bowie's ode to the space-bound Major Tom. Grab the entire book in PDF form here or here (mirror)
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Watercolor by Bill Sienkiewicz ( https://twitter.com/sinKEVitch/status/686547235652251649 )
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I saw him at a comiccon in the mid 90s and he looked like a hairdresser, not what I expected.

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Snap in to a Slimjim!

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Depends - how much extra does that cost?
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how much extra would you pay for a house haunted by Taylor Swift?

http://www.zillow.com/blog/buy-taylor-swifts-childhood-home-in-pa-for-799500-130763/

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This is the greatest headline what was ever writ.
Former slugger Jose Canseco has been doing some very important math the last couple days.
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goats: always funny

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THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND
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Let me translate that for you: "We couldn't find any red onions in Costco, so we've sent you white ones instead. Plus they're a bit cheaper. Double win for us!"

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Finally, the VR killer app is here
If you often find yourself more interested in playful puppies than gridiron warrior on Super Bowl Sunday, Animal Planet has an all new experience in store for this year's Puppy Bowl: VR.
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the kitten bowl is the pregame show, they actually do it from the quarterfinals on up.  it's on Hallmark Channel, not Animal Planet

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My youngest just discovered David Bowie this weekend.

Fuck.
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yeah me and the lil one shared a good cry this morning :'(

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Oh so that's what you're leaving to do.

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They forgot the "CAaaaaarrrl" in there. 

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"Bea Arthur"   (no, really)
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Digital Forensics Practitioner. Incident Responser. Shiftless Layabout.
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    French Literature, 1992 - present