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My husband and I always know if the other hasn't eaten in awhile, and not because we go on about how hungry we are. No — we know because we both suddenly and somewhat inexplicably get grumpy and a little too snippy. What two minutes before was just a mole hill is now a mountain of a mess — clearly! — and you are in my way and this all just ;sucks. Yes, I should stock up on a few of these cards right now.
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Just so you know, I really, truly, obsessively love this breakfast bagel. And it takes five minutes: http://bit.ly/1jEimim
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Feeling inspired this month!! And another blog post rolls out...Better than egg salad!
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this tastes like an almond ice cream smoothie. It’s a bit rich from the coconut milk, but you can barely taste it because the almond and vanilla are the lead actors in this smoothie movie.
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Foods NOT to eat on a date? To hell with all of these "rules!" Eat whatever the f!@k you want, as long as it's healthy. 

With one exception: beans. Beans are not sexy. Rather, the result of bean consumption are extremely unsexy.
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Feeling hungover from St Patrick's Day? This post from New Year's will set you straight: http://bit.ly/1j0MDYm
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This time, the blog post is all  about grocery shopping. It's the least sexy topic there is, but I make some points you might want to notice. The main one being this: don't just make a shopping list. Make a MENU first. 
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"If a couple says they have no arguments, their divorce is imminent. Or one member lives in quiet desperation, fearful of stating their truth." via Bob Lefsetz #quote  
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"What’s the first thing you think of when you hear the phrase, Valentine’s Day?

WOMEN: Chocolate!

MEN: Oh shit."
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Saving the worlds relationships, one healthy meal at a time.
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You might have landed here and wondered what Cook This...Get Laid is all about. My blog shows how enjoying healthy food can enhance your relationships. That's it. Nothing vulgar, just some straight funny talk about healthy food, tips, ideas, approaches (mostly for men) and what it can do for you.