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Clifford Tomb III
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A Little Bit Country, But A Whole Lot of Rock 'N Roll!
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Funny Story / Chinese Nationalism . . .
As everyone knows me, and still suffering from a back injury and now jet-lag, I bellied up to a bar after saying goodbye to my son for the day. Anyway, speaking perfect Chinese for an hour with the staff and crew, I noticed a delivery guy who I sensed was a good local “yammer,” or good guy, and I bought him a drink.

Laugh, anyway, this guy either could not, would not, or did not, want to understand my Chinese, and used the bartender to translate. However, the funny part is that I would then speak Chinese to the bartender who understood it and then would say the same thing back to this guy.
HaHa, I LOVE CHINA!
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Have you ever wondered why California folks appear so confused? Consider this, Chief Heather Fong (left), is the first SFPD female, lesbian chief of police. Theresa Sparks (center), a former male, is president of the San Francisco Police Commission, CEO of a multi-million dollar sex toy retailer, and a transgender woman. Sgt. Stephan Thorne (right), a former female, is the first transgender male SFPD police officer. Their Representative in Congress? Nancy Pelosi. ANY QUESTIONS? 
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The Tale of Two Joes

Passing this along . . . ready?

Along, ready?

You have two families: “Joe Legal” and “Jose Illegal.” Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California . . .

Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25 per hour with taxes deducted. Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15 cash “under the table." Ready? Now pay attention . . .

Joe Legal: $25 per hour x 40 hours = $1,000 per week, or $52,000 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231. Jose Illegal: $15 per hour x 40 hours = $600 per week, or $31,200 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.

Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600 per month, or $7,200 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031. Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics and emergency hospitals at a cost of $0 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.

Joe Legal makes too much money. and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500 per month for food, or $6,000 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031. Jose Illegal has no documented income and is therefore eligible for food stamps, WIC and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.

Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200 per month, or $14,400 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631. Jose Illegal receives a $500 per month Federal Rent Subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500 per month, or $6,000 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.

Joe Legal pays $200 per month, or $2,400 for car insurance. Some of that is uninsured motorist insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.
Jose Illegal says, “We don’t need no stinkin’ insurance!” and still has $31,200. Joe Legal has to make his $7,231 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc. Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work. Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family. Joe Legal’s and Jose Illegal’s children both attend the same elementary school. Joe Legal pays for his children’s lunches while Jose Illegal’s children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal’s children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal’s children go home.

Now, when they reach college age, Joe Legal’s kids may not get into a state school, and may not qualify for scholarships, grants or other tuition help, even though Joe has been paying for state schools through his taxes, while Jose Illegal’s kids “go to the head of the class,” because they are a minority. Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay. #ThanksAgainOBummer

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With every American Liberal doing the complete OPPOSITE of what President Trump orders, he's considering a new one sentence Executive Order to read; "Everyone DO NOT jump off the nearest bridge, building or tower!"
-Signed, President Donald J. Trump
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The real question for America's immigrants isn't what's wrong with America's new President, or policies, but what IS wrong with their natural born countries to force them to come to America in the first place?
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Joke O' The Day
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Dear Americans, as I leave you with a 20 Trillion Dollar National Debt, which I doubled over all other Presidents combined, and more of you on government subsidies, and welfare, than at any other time in history, with vast and increasing wage, and wealth, disparity, and all-time high student debt in having presided over the most war-time days of any sitting President, as well as a country, and nation, more civilly, and uncivilly, divided since The Civil War, as well as leaving homes poorer than when I took office, I ask my beloved blind followers, was, and is this REALLY the “HOPE” and “CHANGE” you “BELIEVED,” and WANTED!?! -B.O.
P.S. However, myself and family did okay, did you? -Toodles, and Thank You, AmeriKa!

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