Ok, I'm going to do this properly.
Dear Santa +Google
This year I have been in the best of my behaviors. I have only gotten drunk twice in the whole year, and it was in two college dinners, so I am excused for that. I didn't smoke one single cigarette and I have been motivating all of my friends to quit smoking, therefore I'm contributing to the environment, their health, and my National Health System sustainability.
Also, I've fully removed Microsoft products from my netbook, and replaced it with open source free-software and Chrome, that way I'm saving the world from Microsoft's imperialism and monopoly, and helping conscious companies, like Google itself.
I also intend to delete my Facebook account, in the near future, as more of my friends are migrating to Google+.
Besides all of this, my grades are very good and I've been doing the dishes and laundry everyday.
Therefore Santa +Google
I believe I deserve a present, and something like a +Google Chrome
book (yes, I mean a *chromebook*) would be adequate for me. Why? Because there I can write proper Santa Google letters, without being afraid of a blue screen of death or a battery premature death, that will ruin all my text.
Thank you in advance.