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Christopher Parker
Works at Fidelity Investments
Attended Northern Essex Community College
Lives in Malden, MA
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Money laundering is apparently not that big of a deal when you're a government insider with vast name recognition...
 
Here's your progressive candidate in real life Hillbots. I dare you to watch this.
No wonder the Clinton Foundation is being investigated.
#thebestdemocracythatmoneycanbuy 
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Sometimes, oppressors and coercers need to be presented with reflections of themselves in order to be receptive of the content of your message. If you don't speak their language, how do you expect them to hear it?
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Tesla makes offer to acquire SolarCity
Tesla’s mission has always been tied to sustainability. We seek to accelerate the world’s transition to sustainable transportation by offering increasingly affordable electric vehicles. And in March 2015, we launched Tesla Energy, which through the Powerwall and Powerpack allow homeowners, business owners and utilities to benefit from renewable energy storage. It’s now time to complete the picture. Tesla customers can drive clean cars and they ca...
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That way, we can get our precious prize of "female president" to appease the anti-feminist neo-liberals that seem to comprise her base. (Sounds bizarre, when you put it that way.) Just in time for her to be forcibly removed from office by the State Department, the Department of Justice, the FBI, ...
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Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. ~ Muhammad Ali R.I.P. 1942-2016
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Education
  • Northern Essex Community College
    Computer Science, 2003 - 2006
  • Bunker Hill Community College
    Computer Science, 2001 - 2003
  • Malden High School
    1997 - 2001
    Grades 9 - 12
  • Malden Middle School
    1995 - 1997
    Grades 7, 8
  • Belmont Elementary School
    1994 - 1995
    Grade 6
  • Lincoln Elementary School
    1989 - 1994
    Grades 1 - 5
  • A Drewicz Elementary School
    1988 - 1989
    Kindergarten
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Gender
Male
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Friends, Networking
Relationship
Married
Other names
Chris, Parker, Bob, Spidey
Apps with Google+ Sign-in
  • Machinarium
  • AutoContacts
  • AutoAlarm
  • AutoVoice
  • AutoLocation
  • AutoLaunch
  • AutoBarcode
  • AutoRemote
  • AutoShare
  • AutoInput
  • AutoNotification
  • AutoShortcut
  • Leo's Fortune
Story
Tagline
I <3 JavaScript
Introduction
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¡CUIDADO! Don't take me seriously. Except for when I'm serious.

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Personal Interests
  • Somewhat of a Google "fanboy" since The Year Two Thousand.
  • Good without god(s); agnostic atheist, with appreciations for:
    • The philosophy of Yeshua ben Yosef, of Nazareth (without the Yahweh/Jehovah part)
    • Daoism
    • Thelema
    • Norse mythology
    • Greek mythology
    • Buddhism
    • Anton LaVey is my homeboy \m/
  • Politics: Libertarian. Anarchist. Socialist. Voluntaryist. Egalitarian.
    • The philosophy of Yeshua ben Yosef, of Nazareth (without the Yahweh/Jehovah part)
    • My Test Results:
    • Like Stephen Colbert, I don't see skin color. I also don't see hair color, eye color, nationality, race, heritage, gender, gender identity, sex, sexual preference, handicap, disability, weight, height, or any other purely circumstantial aspect of an individual. I just see people; namely, their personalities and their decisions.
      • Everyone deserves a chance. Discrimination of any form is not allowed in my stream. If I see it, I'll block it. (This includes <circumstantial characteristic>-only events, fundraisers, charities, etc.! One demographic is no more deserving than any other.)
  • Science-based interests include (and I would like to have PhDs in)...
    • Astrophysics
    • Psychoanalysis
    • Neuropsychiatry
    • Computer science
  • Organizations I support (financially as well as philosophically)
    • Free Software Foundation
    • Electronic Frontier Foundation
    • Wikimedia Foundation
    • Free State Project
    • American Civil Liberties Union
    • Freedom From Religion Foundation
    • Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science
    • Center for Inquiry
    • James Randi Educational Foundation
    • NORML

Professional Interests
  • Target Career Venues (aka "Dream Jobs") in pseudo-random order:
    • Google
    • Bocoup
    • GitHub
    • Massachusetts Institute of Technology
    • Massachusetts General Hospital
    • VALVe
    • Harmonix
    • Bethesda
    • Square Enix
    • Myself

Bio from Facebook (to be assimilated)

I have over ten years of experience in various Web development roles using a myriad of Web-based technologies, ranging from client side technologies such as HTML, CSS, and JavaScript to server side technologies such as Perl, PHP, Python, and Java. I'm also fully capable as a DBA, having amateur and professional experience with RDBMSes such as Oracle 9i/11g, IBM DB2, MySQL, and PostgreSQL. I've also served in several IT roles as system administrator and network architect, both in professional and amateur environments. I work well on both small and large teams, and I have experience with multiple types of development process management, such as the more traditional "waterfall" approach as well as newer agile methods, such as XP and Scrum.

Proud father and husband. JavaScript junkie (for hire). Free software advocate. All around cool guy.

Need to get something off your chest or confide in someone? I'm your man.

I'm a bit of a hodgepodge. I don't adhere to any one specific teaching or school of thought. In the past, I've used labels to help define who I am. Now, I'm just me. Accept me or not, I change for myself and myself alone.

Other bios of mine:


PSN Online ID: cparker15
Xbox Live Gamertag: cparker15
Wii Number: 6773 0121 7596 5883
Bragging rights
Married, Two kids, Three cats, A house, Two cars, A crapton of debt. Ordained minister in two separate churches.
Work
Occupation
Software Engineer; Web Developer; IT Specialist; Geek of All Trades
Skills
JavaScript, HTML, CSS, Perl, Ruby, PHP, Python, C++, Java, XML, XSLT, VB.NET, C#, Dust, SASS, Bash shell, sed, awk, grep, regular expressions, SEO, Microformats, oEmbed, RSS, Atom, SVN, Git, Git-flow, Semver, GNU/Linux, copyleft, FLOSS
Employment
  • Fidelity Investments
    Sr. JavaScript Web Developer, 2013 - present
  • Parker Innovations
    Founder, 2006 - present
  • American Student Assistance
    Sr. Web Developer, 2012 - 2013
  • Iron Mountain Incorporated
    UI Developer, 2011 - 2012
  • Brown Brothers Harriman & Co.
    Programmer, 2009 - 2010
  • Brown Brothers Harriman & Co.
    Web Developer, 2009 - 2009
  • Brown Brothers Harriman & Co.
    Sr. Business Analyst, Web Developer, 2006 - 2009
  • Dr. Dan's Integrative Pet Hospital
    IT Director, Web Developer, 2006 - 2007
  • BancTec
    Level 1 PC Technician, 2006 - 2006
  • Northern Essex Community College
    Peer Tutor, 2005 - 2006
  • L-3 Communications (Security & Detection Systems)
    Software Engineer, 2004 - 2005
  • L-3 Communications (Security & Detection Systems)
    Systems Engineer, 2003 - 2004
  • L-3 Communications (Security & Detection Systems)
    Technical Writer, 2003 - 2003
  • L-3 Communications (Security & Detection Systems)
    Technician, 2002 - 2003
  • Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders
    Web Developer, 2001 - 2002
  • Youth Tech Entrepreneurs
    Coder, 2000 - 2000
  • Youth Tech Entrepreneurs
    Web Business Project Manager, 2000 - 2000
  • Massachusetts Department of Education
    Assistant Web Administrator, 1999 - 2000
  • Employment Resources, Inc.
    Employee, 1999 - 1999
  • Imaging Technologies
    Printer Technician, 1998 - 1998
  • Youth Tech Entrepreneurs
    Web Business Co-founder, 2000 - 2000
Places
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Currently
Malden, MA
Previously
Haverhill, MA - Everett, MA - Lynn, MA - Revere, MA - Quincy, MA
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Whose Planet Is It Anyway?
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5217 - Android Apps on Google Play
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According to findings from The Muse, frequent breaks throughout the day can improve productivity. Specifically, a piece published in the sum

Making Pageant automatically load keys on startup
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Nearby Monkey - Android Apps on Google Play
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See Nearby Monkeys around you.This is an app to show off the Nearby Messages API for Google Play Services.

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Hub Keyboard, Preview - Android Apps on Google Play
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Berkeley Building Weather Beacon (Old John Hancock Tower)
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The old Hancock Weather Beacon, a Boston landmark that brightens the Back Bay in summer time.

LampShade.io for Hue &amp; LIFX - Android Apps on Google Play
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I'm a huge fan of TED Talks. I don't know too many people who aren't fans of the service, and I'm jealous of my friends who managed to find

Attended Kids Con NE at Holiday Inn over the weekend. Overall, it was a nice venue. My only complaints: The air conditioning could have been better and the main entrance/drop-off area was overrun with motorcycles. A popular biker destination should have ample parking specifically for motorcycles.
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I actually love this place's food and atmosphere... But they have a persistent rodent infestation problem, so I don't eat here anymore. I really wish they'd clean the place up, because I'd love to go back.
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The one time I actually called the place due to a delivery that was running late, I could barely understand the person on the phone. However, considering I order food from here via Foodler multiple times per month, and this has only happened once, I consider this occurrence to be a fluke. I've never had any negative experiences with the quality of the food from Lucky Star. The crab rangoons are second to none.
Food: ExcellentDecor: GoodService: Very Good
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