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Argh!  I can't play with you just yet!
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I need to stop finding websites like this...
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If I Wrote Fortune Cookies
"One day you will die. Hopefully sooner than later."
"It doesn't really matter at all. You just think it does because you suck."
"Everyone lies about stupid shit including you."
"If you ever brought someone on a date to this restaurant then you deserve the herpes they gave you."
"100% of the people who read this are fucking retarded."
"The ink used to write this fortune is made from the souls of unloved orphans."
"That wasn't an old friend they're cheating on you."
"You're really brave wearing that out in public."
"Fuck you. I don't care."
"Last night your mom asked me to tell you to call her."
"The cookie you just ate will give you cancer."
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You are truly a visionary!
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Threw some "smells like teen spirit" visuals in there. Lol
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What a bigot.

#MollyWhite  
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Anyone that demands the world live by their belief system is just as narrow minded and hate-filled as anyone else that does. 
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Grandfather in the hospital, grandmother recovering from a stroke, possible blizzard on the way and whatever the hell I have is apparently highly contagious so I can't do shit to help...  The timing is just perfect isn't it?
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I think I'll make it a double...
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The guy who thinks this shows NASA's priorities is running for president?
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#NewEnglandSpring  Bright blue skies and yet it can still snow...
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HA!
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I'm just going to leave this right here...
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NSFW:  But, it's so damn funny!

Via: Taybin Rutkin on that other antisocial network.
It was Caliendo's reading of the now famous erotica novel, "A Gronking to Remember," as Morgan Freeman that had Toucher & Rich and Boston in stitches.
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Some would say I'm an agoraphobic, I'd say I'm a professional hermit.
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I am a product of my figment's imagination.

Author of the never to be completed book, Chicken Flavored Ramen for the Soul.

Yes, you should run away now before I notice you.
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I survive just to spite you.
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