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Idea for a mystery horror/slasher flick.  Twelve people are sent to colonize Mars and their daily lives are telecast to Earth.  People get on each others' nerves and one of them snaps and starts to butcher the rest of them.

This idea is brought to you from the comment section of an article about NASA's one year long isolation experiment which degraded into arguing about the proper capitalization of the acronym, NASA...  Which of course made me want to kill every single one of them.

#_iHateHumanity  
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Update on the room.  Need a better outdoors image.
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I uploaded the wrong image...  This one, not the other one.  Still needs a few more things and a bit of tweaking here and there.
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I think I want to add drawers under the crib...  Maybe if I have time after everything else, Friday is approaching quickly.
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Nothing like waking up to the melodious racket of a murder of crows going completely ape shit...  -_-
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Was hanging out on the back patio at a bar and skunks showed up.  I didn't give a shit and neither did they so we got along just fine.
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Only a worthless drunk would wonder why I hate them when they know another worthless drunk just like them killed someone I was close to.  Fucking unreal.
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Fools and their money, they always chase it don't they?  There's a joke hidden in the fact you can spend all your time making money but you can't spend a penny of it to buy more time.  You can always look to see how much money you do or don't have but the punch line is you will never know how much time you have left.  Once your time is up, it's up.  Your heart stops beating, you draw your last breath, the light in your eyes go dark then nothing.
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Nursery Room - Final
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+Matt Gantner +Jaymz See So, she didn't reply in any way, shape or form.  Kind of hard to "reconnect" when she doesn't want to even attempt to repair the damage she's done.  
There really is no point to any of this.
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This was the outcome of a silly mistake but I'm glad I made it!  
Poor little bastard still needs a tail but I'll get to that.
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I try to be but lately it seems people are trying to test my patience and I'm just about out of that.
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Okay, nice constant rolling thunder for the past five minutes.  Now I know what reality getting torn in half will sound like, it's pretty cool.
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Has anyone else ever had the urge to start impersonating the Count from Sesame Street when they hear a parent warning their child by counting loudly?
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Some would say I'm an agoraphobic, I'd say I'm a professional hermit.
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I am a product of my figment's imagination.

Author of the never to be completed book, Chicken Flavored Ramen for the Soul.

Yes, you should run away now before I notice you.
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