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Drunk drivers are assholes...

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How to be expendable sub-life:

1)  Have child with someone.
2)  Do nothing for them on Mother's day.
3)  Deep throat a loaded shotgun and pull the trigger.

Step three is what you owe the universe for even existing.
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After A Woman Farts They File for Divorce

I wondered what rainbows smelled like.  Then it occurred to me that rainbows smell like misery and divorce because the little puffs of glitter would be a problem too.  My hypothetical girlfriend/wife farts on me and then later on she would be pissed at me because she thinks I had a stripper in my lap.  Which is why it sounds like a unicorn laughing because it knows I'm totally screwed no matter what I do.

#ImaHappyLittleRayOfGammaRadiation  
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When did #AlexJones  become Governor of  #Texas ?

#paranoid   #delusions
Texas Republican Gov. Greg Abbott on Tuesday asked the State Guard to monitor a U.S. military training exercise dubbed "Jade Helm 15" amid Internet-fueled suspicions that the war simulation is really a hostile military takeover. The request comes a day after more than 200 people packed a...
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It's been that kind of day...
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Ooooooo, sick burn! That kinda thing never goes away.
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This reminded me of the police officer who told me I'd be dead if I wasn't wearing my seat belt after he asked me if I was wearing one... I guess he wanted to make sure I knew that getting thrown though a windshield has the tendency of killing you.

Obviously I was wearing one because I'm not currently in the form of powdered rage stored within a cheap generic brand coffee can.  I can't wait until people are no longer allowed to drive.
Shortly after the release of an AP report asserting that Google's self-driving cars have been involved in four accidents since last September, the company published a post on Backchannel today —...
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Enjoy the nightmares...
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LOL (Laughing Out Loud)

Seeing a comment like, "LOLOLOLOL..." use to irritate me.  Now I just imagine shoving them into a bottomless pit that echos. (Laughing Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud...) All the extra OLs just get quieter and quieter as they plummet deeper and deeper into the pit.
So therapeutic.  :7)

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
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She adopted one of her dogs from the shelter I got my cat from. I only know this because it was front page news in LA for over a week. 
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Hey look.  More death.
 
"Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind... or forgotten!"

#thefeels  
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Thanks.  Life goes on, no use in dwelling on it for too long.
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I lowered the divorce rate by convincing people that they shouldn't get married in the first place... I also ate the dolphin once I got to Europe because Flipper wouldn't shut the hell up.  Which was the inspiration for my number one single, "I Ate a Dolphin Once".  That proved there are over 500 million people who are really fucking stupid.

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Some would say I'm an agoraphobic, I'd say I'm a professional hermit.
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I am a product of my figment's imagination.

Author of the never to be completed book, Chicken Flavored Ramen for the Soul.

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