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Cheers is one of my favorite shows, but this is the first I've read about why Eddie was killed.

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He was the Hockey Player.  Married to her at the time he got killed by a freak Zambonie accident.
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"I have studied the 332-page plan in detail, and it is worse than I had imagined."
"I have studied the 332-page plan in detail, and it is worse than I had imagined."
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+Mock Star do you really have to remind us that Google fiber here is just out of my reach? Even though Marietta has been named the #1 geekiest small town by some obscure online real estate group, we don't get the Google love.
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I may be alone, but I hate it when:

In a movie, characters are sitting at a bar around a table and there are glasses stacked all over the table indicating they've been drinking a lot.

I mean, I get it, but do the movie characters only go to places at which the service is HORRIBLE?  Who doesn't pick up the old glasses?  Does the establishment make their own glasses in the back giving them an endless supply so they can just leave them on everyone's table all night?
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Hahaha.  No.  It was just my first real world attempt.
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Thanks for the invite.  Excited about being a part of the community.
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Funny stuff.

If you love Star Wars - or even if you LIKE Star Wars - you'll get a kick out of this.

If you've never seen Star Wars - then don't watch it because I don't want to field any of your "I don't get it" questions.

Plus - you should see Star Wars.
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+Peter Gurren  He's the God damn Batman!
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JSU football was great this year. I know I'm not alone in hoping their playoff run is successful.

GO COCKS!
A record 18 Gamecocks were named to the all-OVC teams, and the league's defensive player, freshman and coach of the year honors went to Jacksonville State, as well.
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When I hear CNBC advertise themselves as"the fastest growing network in Primetime" - what I hear is "the network almost no one watched six months ago".

Because if no one watched you six months ago and only three people watch you now...

Well, that 300% growth is tough for networks to match. 
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What life is like inside Jabba the Hutt: http://trib.al/cYhWgHR
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I thought it was just Smyrna.

Now there's a whole list of places of which I can be jealous.
 
Google Fiber is coming to the Atlanta, Charlotte, Nashville, and Raleigh-Durham metro areas. Woohoo! Now begins the hard work of building and designing the networks. 

Get updates on our progress at g.co/fiber/newcities

We'll continue to work with the cities in the Portland, Phoenix, San Jose, San Antonio, and Salt Lake City metro areas, and we hope all will become Fiber cities.
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Oh yeah. You see Raleigh on that list don't you!!!! Come on up big boy, we got it going on up here. If you don't believe me, just Google it!
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Men's and Women's basketball get rolling.

GO COCKS!
JACKSONVILLE — In the nightcap of the doubleheader, the Jacksonville State men’s basketball team scored its first win of the year by beating Division II Miles College 88-71 in its home opener Saturday.
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Happy kill your people, eat your food, steal your land day. 
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Merica.
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Being more productive isn't about pushing yourself to do more, more, more, in the most efficient way possible. True productivity happens when you take care of yourself, physically and mentally.
Beginning when your feet hit the floor in the morning, these tips help you get more done without burning out in the process.
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When I was a kid, I was smaller than I am today and sometimes wet myself.
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If you've ever posted something asking for "Shares" - even one time - I've blocked you.  That's why I'm not replying to anything you post.

Also, if your profile picture is of you wearing Google Glass - I've blocked you as a matter of principle without even reading anything you've posted.
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I watched Lost Boys 2: The Tribe. I brag about it because it was tough. I felt like I'd run a marathon when it was over and I couldn't taste anything for a week. It was that bad.