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Christopher Chopp (Chopper)
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Trying to lose myself one pound at a time
Trying to lose myself one pound at a time

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I defended against a #zergrush on Google Search.

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A friend suggested I might like this song after I recited one of my favorite cliches " You can take the booze out of the asshole, doesn't mean their not still an asshole, just a sober one."

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How it's suppose to sound.

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A classic! For all those who watched Once Upon a Time this week.

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Cute
The following is from the Washington Post Style Invitational contest that asked readers to submit "instructions" for something (anything), but written in the style of a famous person. The winning entry was The Hokey Pokey (as written by William Shakespeare).


The Hokey Pokey Shakespeare style!

By Jeff Brechlin

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

-- by "William Shakespeare"

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one of my favorites

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One of my Favorites

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One of my favorites

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Even if Rob Sheffield ripped this album to shreds I like it.
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