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Christine Burke
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This list from +Lynn Morrison seems legit...or not.  I can't tell...
Getting married is hard. Staying that way is harder. Here's some great advice to get you through the hard times. (hint: 24/7 sex is involved)
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Nancy Reagan told us to Just Say No to drugs.
I'm telling you to Just Say No to the Art of Being Busy.
Last March, Hubby informed me that he was going to be participating in a car racing event during a weekend in May.  Ordinarily, I'd have just said, "Okay, have fun!" but something in his eyes made ...
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+BLUNT moms let me write about the best advice I've been given.
Hint:  it came from my friends.
And involved wine.  Lots of wine.  LOTS AND LOTS OF WINE.
+Kristen Mae +Lynn Morrison 
Recently, I was invited to write a piece for one of my favorite blogging sites, BLUNTMoms. The editors asked me to write about the best advice I'd ever received and about gratitude. Pfft.  Sounds l...
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This is what happens when I don't keep up...I miss things like this!  I can only say I wish you were all around 40 years ago!
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+Deva Dalporto and her blogging friends made some Mom Resolutions.
Are any of yours in this video?
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I ran into The Angry Shopper and Hostile Parking Space Stealer today.
Do you recognize these 7 Holiday People From Hell?
My latest on +LifetimeMoms
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And to think I could have gotten out of the Elf on The Shelf just by lying.... huh.
The other day my daughter and I overheard a dad enthusiastically talking to his kids about their Elf on a Shelf. They were discussing how cute the little guy was and speculating about where he would hide this month. I gritted … Continue reading
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I don't know what I'd do if I met a girl my husband dated at preschool.
Kudos to Foxy Wine Pocket....
Believe it or not, I am actually a bit shy and awkward in-person. No, really—I am. Especially in groups and with new people. So when we moved to California from Oregon, I worried not only about my kids making new friends, … Continue reading
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We lost our kid once.
We suck as parents.
But it wasn't my fault...mostly....
As a parent, you pride yourself on the the little things:  getting through an hour without a toddler tantrum, managing to get a shower with minions underfoot and remembering to change your breast m...
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Are you a mom?
Did you make resolutions?
Are they reasonable?
Read on to find out....
A new year. A chance for new beginnings. Ah, who am I kidding? Every year we make a list of resolutions that does nothing but gather dust. Diets get started only to end in a late night binge because you are chocolate deprived...
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What do your Christmas plans say?!
 
So what are your plans for Christmas day? See what those plans say about you! ;) +Christine Burke +Teri Biebel +Dried-on Milk 

http://www.nickmom.com/more-lols/what-your-christmas-plans-say-about-you/?xid=kristenmae
This season is just so relaxing, isn't it?
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This is what happens when you let your kid play with chalk at the neighbor's house.
+Jessica Azar has quite a situation on her hands.... 
This episode of Herdwork... artwork by my Herd of kids... I present Driveway Explosion; The Joy of Sweet Relief.
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I have a bazillion cookies to bake, Amazon gifts to by and a bottle of wine I opened last night that I'm considering getting to the bottom of at 9 am.
Holidays are hell, right, +Deva MyLifeSuckers?
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Amen, mama!!!
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Keeper of the Fruit Loops
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Maintaining Law and Order in the Cereal Bowl of Life
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  • Fruit Loop Group
    Manager, 2003 - present
    Managing my house full of fruit loops in a world full of Toasted O's....
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I am the Keeper of the Fruit Loops, Manager of the Fecal Roster and Driver of the People Mover. In other words, I'm a mom.
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Contributing Author for I Just Want To Be Alone, Available from Amazon March 22, 2014!
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