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What's your favourite word?
Mine is "pube"
I love the way it rolls off the tongue.
Much unlike an actual pube.
The irony is a bonus.

I also like "boobs" (behave).
If you let loose with the b's and give it some cheek action it's like face yoga.

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I gotta agree.
Boob. It looks like em from all angles. Above, front and side. 
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This may seem like a stupid question but,,
What is a leg?
Or more precisely, what differentiates it from an arm?
Please don't look it up and if you have the answer please don't comment.
(I am aware this could completely back fire if I'm the only one who doesn't know)

EDIT - And another thing..why is it "an" arm but only "a" leg? 
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A bird/bat wing has same bones as our arms/hands and are the primary means of movement.

Maybe a leg MUST provide both support and primary movement before it can be classed as a leg.
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Should the private sale of fireworks be stopped?

I say - abso-cocking-lutely 
1) They are shit.
2) They are overly expensive. 
3) They are dangerous.
4) They are shit.
5) They inevitability get in the hands of kids.
6) They disturb pets.
7) They are shit.

I received an e-mail from HM Gov a few years ago about this that stated...

" There are concerns that a ban could lead to an unregulated ‘black market’ in illegal fireworks and could encourage people to produce their own dangerous home-made devices which could far outweigh any potential safety benefits from limiting sales to consumers."  - Humm like every other thing that's illegal! 

#Halloween
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Yes ban the bloody things. They're shite.
Dangerous.
Boring.
Noisy.
Scare animals.
Boring.
You've covered it really. Overpriced tosh.

It would stop them being used all year round aswell, that gets on my nerves too.

Leave them to registered licensed company's. 
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Bahahaha, precisely. +David Dorian Granruth​ 
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Left Wing vs Right Wing

Can't we just all get along? < the cry of the liberal.

No, becasue there are cunts out there who want to destroy us! < the cry of the conservative.

Why do they want to destroy us? < the liberal response.

Because they hate our way of life. < the conservative says.

Maybe they are right and your way of life is shallow and meaningless. < proposes the liberal.

No, it's their way of life that is barbaric and undemocratic < assures the conservative.

So you hate their way of life as much as they hate yours? < the liberal asks, casually brushing askew strands of hair aside ; like some kind of righteously sexy bitch.~

Yes but we have to expect them to make the first move , it's all based on game theory, a system that assumes all humans are cunts and will only be concerned with their own self interest. < The conservative chortles forth while pinching the tips of his horns for it gave him a fleeting glimpse of what a feeling might be.~

Hasn't this theory been proved wrong time and time again and the very fact the human race is still here is through co-operation means your theory only works if everyone is as self serving and suspicious as you? < the liberal slapped , like a massively cogent gauntlet, around the putrid face of the demon.~

Freedom! < vomited the conservative, his angry penis flailing about like a satanic wand of sweaty hate.~

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+Chris Worth sounds similar to what is happening in the US with Bernie Sanders. He is not in the pocket of any big corporation, whilst Hilary Clinton has CNN's backing (so I believe)

I think that the biggest issue that Socialists have is that they are not the best at PR or showing the true worth of their way of thinking. Having spent some time in Sweden they are quite a socialist country, yet don't seem to behave that way. The biggest difference that I noticed was the way that they referred to the government as 'The Community' rather than using terms that make you feel like the government is the enemy!
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Did David Bowie really die of Cancer or did he fall off the latest bandwagon he was attempting to clamber upon? 
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I was playing Devil's Avocado by the way :)
I do think the drum and bass album was awful though. The video has been removed, either for copyright infringment or a service to humanity..either way I'll delete this post tomorrw :) 
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Please join our new(ish) community for all your debating / discussing needs.
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+Brandon Petaccio Whatever that means YES! :)
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SHOULD WE BAN CHILDREN?

I say yes, close the borders (obligatory exclamation marks)
I for one am sick of all these weird womb creatures popping out all over the place polluting my air, using up my resources and taking my jerb!
Did you know that 15 to 25 year old's commit more crime than any other group?
I say ban them all and then a bit more.
Let's us also not forget also that childhood is a mask of innocence over what could turn out to be a right git! THERE COULD BE ANYONE UNDER THERE!!!
Too long have we suffered this INVASION of our world by little shits! WAKE UP AND SMELL THE NAPPY!
Pretty sure no one has the right to asylum unless they are fleeing peril. I've heard in the pub that the womb is quite nice. Yes, having your whole world turned inside out is awful but you should get back there and fight something or someone or other cos that's what we did in the war you know!!!
Charity begins at home; we have every type of person we hate to be concerned about before we even think of giving refuge to these mewling reprobates (who shit in their own trousers and make the rest of us deal wit it)
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Not to mention the fact that while the body can always remain immortal, the brain will by very nature deteriorate. Worse still, society gets better and better through evolutions in the mental genealogy of the upcoming generations; an impossibility with no new genetic markers. No, limits imposed such as these will never work. In order to fulfill an idea world such as the one discussed, it would need to become the duty of the world as a whole to enforce a much stricter moral structure at a young age. Even with this however, problems arise as is evident in the "It takes a village to raise a child" societies.
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+Dennis Harrison I've had a look for Americans of influence who what to ban guns but been so far unable to find one. There will be some no doubt who think it but don't say it , it's  heresy after all lol.

There are quite a few approaches that have been not only thought of but implemented with success throughout the world. The problem seems to be the pro gun movement would rather shout in your face about a 200 year  old piece of paper that bears literally no relevance to today's world than listen. 
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