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Chris Wearstler
Works at The Nonsense Buffer
Lives in Denver, CO
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    Nonsense Buffer, 2009 - present
    Point out stupid shit, and make fun of people for doing it...
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The Nonsense Buffer █☧█ A Magic Sci-Fi Gangster Ninja of the Highest Order of Zalkon. And an Underground Musical Artist and Vegan Warrior.
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The ways of The Order Of Zalkon are not comprehensible with the limited cognitive capabilities of even the most advanced of mortal minds.

The Nonsense Buffer is a Fretless Bassist, Vocalist, Drummer, Songwriter & Producer who is 100% Industry Mind Free.

Sometimes the conspiracy theorist has a point; and, every once in a while, everybody is out to get the schizophrenic guy.

Non·sense·Buff·er [non-sens-buhf-er] (noun) -A person, inanimate object that has gained the abilities of thought and movement, or an other worldly or dimensional being that exposes the events and/or beliefs in their various communities, and environments, that do not make sense.

TRUTH, KNOWLEDGE, RESPECT 
Gather facts together to form the TRUTH. Use the TRUTH to discern logical conclusions, and use those conclusions to increase KNOWLEDGE. Take that KNOWLEDGE and learn how to give your fellow humans RESPECT. Show RESPECT in every interaction...


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I'm Pretty Cool...And I Play Music...And I'm Pretty Tough Too...And Really Smart...
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Boulder, CO - Denver, CO - Westminster, CO - Forks, WA - Puyallup, WA - Fort Polk, LA - Wilwaukie, OR - Portland, OR - Springdale, OR - Glide, OR - Sequim, WA - El Toro, CA - Mission Viejo, CA - Lake Forest, CA - Gig Harbor, WA -
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ParaLyZeD: Psychosis... [Music By CyAnIde SoCiEtY] by The Nonsense Buffer
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The Nonsense Buffer █☧█ A Magic Sci-Fi Gangster Ninja of the Highest Order of Zalkon. And an Underground Musical Artist and Vegan Warrior. The ways of The Order Of Zalkon are not comprehensible with the limited cognitive capabilities of even the most advanced of mortal minds. The Nonsense Buffer is a Fretless Bassist, Vocalist, Songwriter, Producer and Drummer who is 100% Industry Mind Free. Sometimes the conspiracy theorist has a point; and, eve...
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3 Demos You've Already Heard, a Experimental album by The Nonsense Buffer on ReverbNation
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Deceptive Innocence [Synths, Guitars & Bass By Adam Ferguson] by The Nonsense Buffer
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My new Craigslist ad. I'm really like that, I'm not a bullshitter. I'm so honest, I'd tell the truth if I sucked...
http://denver.craigslist.org/sha/5870391958.html

...I talk about all my problems on my Twitter account if you want to see what's happening...
https://twitter.com/NonsenseBuffer
41 year old male, vegan, marijuana user looking for home. Bicycle transportation, own food, own dishes, keep to myself, rent always on time or early. I need some quiet, respectful roommates who can...
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Housing Needed For A French Woman And US Man in #Denver #Colorado
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My name is Chris. I'm 40, and a citizen of The United States. My friend Alexandra, 34, came here to visit with me from France and seek employment, but due to financial complications for her back...
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3 Demo You've Already Heard
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The Nonsense Buffer █☧█ A Magic Sci-Fi Gangster Ninja of the Highest Order of Zalkon. And an Underground Musical Artist and Vegan Warrior. T

HiJacKinG FicTiOn
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Recorded At Mighty Fine Productions, mfpcolorado.com Oct 2015 By Collin Bricker. Mixed By Collin and Xandy Whitesel. Mastered by Collin

Notre Bella Chançon - Single
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Since My Accident www.reverbnation.com/sincemyaccident

In the Reefer Den
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In the Reefer Den Gracen Hook, 24, stands inside the Reefer Den on Aug. 24 at 2123 W. Sims Way - Port Townsend's first recreational retail m

An Ode To Social Ignorance
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The Artist Currently Know As The Nonsense Buffer... █☧█ Underground Musician Genius/Vegan Warrior/Lone Stoner The Nonsense Buffer is a Fretl

U Don't Need This Beat
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The Artist Currently Know As The Nonsense Buffer... █☧█ Underground Musician Genius/Vegan Warrior/Lone Stoner The Nonsense Buffer is a Fretl

Bass and Drum 2, pt. 2 w​/​turntable and synthesizer (ANTI​-​POLITICAL N...
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Improvisation #20
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Abused
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The Artist Currently Know As The Nonsense Buffer... █☧█ Underground Musician Genius/Vegan Warrior The Nonsense Buffer is a Fretless Bassist,

Succumb [Improvisation]
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The Artist Currently Know As The Nonsense Buffer... █☧█ Underground Musician Genius/Vegan Warrior The Nonsense Buffer is a Fretless Bassist,

Suffer Hungry
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The Artist Currently Know As The Nonsense Buffer... █☧█ Underground Musician Genius/Vegan Warrior The Nonsense Buffer is a Fretless Bassist,

Fretless Bass & Drums Improvisations
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The Artist Currently Know As The Nonsense Buffer... █☧█ Underground Musician Genius/Vegan Warrior The Nonsense Buffer is a Fretless Bassist,

2​.​5 Years Of ANN (September 2011​-​March 2014)
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Featuring music directly influenced by the creation of The Anti-Nonsense Networking Independent Musician Community from its beginning Septem

Gratitude (MCA Tribute)
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The Artist Currently Know As The Nonsense Buffer... █☧█ Underground Musician Genius/Vegan Warrior The Nonsense Buffer is a Fretless Bassist,

Vegan Green Bean Casserole
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Vegan Green Bean Casserole During those family packed holiday months, we find ourselves surrounded by food and more food. A classic holiday

Check out The Comforting a Vegan for all your Vegan 4th of July BBQ &amp...
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Check out The Comforting a Vegan for all your Vegan 4th of July BBQ & Picnic recipes! Plenty of Homemade Vegan Burgers, Sides, & Desserts to