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Translates to "LOL Fuck your embargo"
HTC's new flagship, the One M9, will be anything but a surprise when it is announced tomorrow at Mobile World Congress in Barcelona. After a number of major leaks, a hands-on video of the new...
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Wow gets you in the feels.
+William Shatner​ alone with his thoughts.
#LLAP
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+Nathan Brewer​ Sulu was not in the inner circle. It was Bones, McCoy and Kirk.
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Now look again.


Now look again.



Now wait ten minutes, and look again.
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"Our apologies to PC gamers worldwide who have been counting down the days until the launch of the game, but a bit more time is needed to ensure that the game is as polished as possible, and to make certain that both Heists and the GTA Online experience are ready to roll out on day one for PC."

Console may have had this game this whole time, but we're still waiting on Heists and a proper GTA Online experience as well.
Bad news, highway high-jackers: Grand Theft Auto V on PC has been delayed for a second time. It's now due out on April 14, pushed back from a previous re
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PSA: This is a myth, and very false. Please stop saying otherwise.
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+David Bell  sorry, didn't have enough time to reply with a complete answer. I wont apologize for saying something stupid. But I don't believe its anecdotal. I do understand that the process is completely (or should be) random and irrespective of vehicle color. And while the vehicle color for stopped vehicles isn't easily analyzable (sp?), it would make sense to me that it should parallel the purchase rates of vehicle color. Based on Autotrader ads in my area, red listings = 4431; black =15740; white=14399; grey/silver~22,400. The total amount of vehicles in the same area = 59,448. Assuming the cars passing the officer are completely random, negating the officers preferences and the drivers habits, shouldn't the pull over percentages match the purchase percentages? 
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+Chris Sewell posts "something something 'Murica"

As if on cue, I look down to my plate and realize only 90% of my dinner is fried. I'm failing my country.
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The things I'd do for this car are equally immoral and illegal.
Aston Martin's new Vulcan is aptly named. Like the Roman god it borrows its name from, the British car maker's new, limited edition supercar is, well, blazing hot. Oh, and it shoots flames out of...
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It used to be that before you got rid of storage, if you were smart, you would write several passes of random crap to the storage to make it hard to recover anything on it. Now, you need to write several passes of random crap to the storage to avoid all of the spyware that comes preloaded on it...
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I'm fairly new to wearing glasses, but I don't think I'll ever get over having a dirty lens to look through. Even if just a spec is on it my bright screen at night is enough to make it obvious and annoying.

Picked up an ultrasonic off of Amazon after having used this type of machine when working for Kay's (the Jewelry store) to clean everything from jewelry to watches and more.

60 seconds later and my glasses look brand new, perfectly clear.
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As a long time glasses wearer, I'd like to say you get used to it, but I think you just learn to cope. History for reference, I'm 32, started wearing glasses when I was 8 and contacts when I was 15 or 16 (I don't remember because that was over half my lifetime ago....). I'm blind as a bat without them, and would like to get lasik eventually. Now, in my 30's and 13 years into a construction career where I have to wear safety glasses every day, I don't really pay attention to the grime anymore. And after 24 years of wearing some sort of glasses almost every day, I just clean them with my t-shirt. Side note: my vision has actually slightly improved over the last 5 years or so.... 

Edit: as far as contacts go, I struggled at first to get them in. After a few years I learned to put them in without needing a mirror and now I don't even notice them until I realize that they're almost gone and I need an eye exam before I can order more. 
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When the hours for my leasing office are listed on both Google and their automated phone system as being open until 6pm, only for me to get there and realize they've changed their hours to 5pm and only updated their website....
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Currently living in MD, but I enjoy traveling anywhere I can so I tend to end up in other cities all the time.

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