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Chris Sewell
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#florida  
Joshua James is accused of tossing a live gator into the restaurant after the drive-through attendant had turned around.
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"It was a prank, bro!"
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It's been over 20 weeks since +Koushik Dutta has released something that makes everyone's lives so much easier everyone is willing to throw money at it.

What's next? The people demand more awesome. 
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+Jack Seeley​ Some people get their 6th yacht and lose all motivation.
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"It was at this moment he knew.... He fucked up..."
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Mountain sledders are a little nuts. Looks like a blast though and I'd love to give it a go on a proper machine. It's usually the avalanches that get them though.
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The last Alpina I was in was many years ago, and it was wonderful.
 
If you don't look at this and have the urge to put your mouth-parts all over it, I'm not sure we can be friends 

#BMW   #Alpina   #cars  
BMW’s 7 Series was already a fast-moving tech and luxury behemoth, but that’s nothing but a thrown-gauntlet for ALPINA, German tuning legend. Witness, then, the opulent performance exce…
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Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don’t Wave Back:

10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner’s manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can’t tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They’re too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Riders Don’t Wave Back:

10. Wasn’t sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature, and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn’t find the “auto wave back” button on dashboard.

Top Ten Reasons Why Sportbike Riders Riders Don’t Wave Back:

10. Have not been riding long enough to know they’re supposed to.
9. Going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and respond.
8. You weren’t wearing bright enough gear for them to acknowledge you.
7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they’ll rip it out of the socket.
6. They’re too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don’t want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
4. Their skin tight-kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal.
3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
2. It’s too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.

Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Riders Don’t Wave Back:

10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered “bad form.”
8. Your bike isn’t weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.
7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock “comfort” seat.
6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to iPod, XM, and talking on the cell phone.
5. He’s an Iron Butt rider and you’re not!
4. Wires from Gerbing's are just too short.
3. You’re not riding the “right kind” of BMW.
2. You haven’t been properly introduced.
1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture
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This is hilarious 😂
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I'd try it
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Heck! It'd have seconds! 
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Took this photo of +Kayla Sewell and her new phone 5 years ago today. Anyone recognize the phone?
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So small. Wonder how much smaller they'll be in a decade?
 
NEW PRODUCT - Micro NFC/RFID Transponder - NTAG203 13.56MHz

https://www.adafruit.com/product/2800

This tiny micro NFC/RFID tag is super small, and contains an NTAG203 chip plus antenna. It's super tiny, flexible and a great way to DIY an RFID or NFC device if you're interested in designing your own ring, wearable or whatever other tiny device with near field communication incorporated. Contains 144 bytes of read-write accessible memory

You can use this with our PN532-based RFID reader breakouts & shields, and will work with all the latest cellphones or tablets that have NFC built in. Note that since the antenna is so small you'll need to put the tag right up against the device that's reading it. Can be used to control a cellphone with commands, URLs, unlocking, etc.

Learn more about RFID / NFC products and projects on the Adafruit Learning System - http://learn.adafruit.com/category/rfid-slash-nfc

https://www.adafruit.com/product/2800

#wireless   #rfid   #NFC   #breakoutshields   #cellphonehacks   #hackers   #unlockcells   #phones   #nfcdevice   
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smaller that the 2013 nfc ring inlay by 4.4mm on the greater axis.  'depth' (z) undisclosed?
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