Nobody cares what you think.
P.S.: No, seriously - I can't find a single person on this planet who cares what you have to say. You might wanna spend less time attacking others and more time building your own personal character, eh? Nah, it's easier to tear someone down - I know. I know.
P.P.S.: I doubt you could even tell me what "P.S." was short for without binging it first. Good luck with that.
P.P.P.S.: That Microsoft employee sitting next to me in the thumbnail? Yeah, he carries an iPhone. And a Windows Phone. Kinda like me, only 3x my size (according to him).
P.P.P.P.S.: If you honestly think I'm singlehandedly responsible for the failure of Windows Vista, Windows 8.x, and... well, any other thing that I don't control, you give me way more credit than I deserve.
P.P.P.P.P.S.: You should fire your personal assistant immediately, who has embarrassed you by not bothering to look up my reviews on the Surface Pro series. I'm just assuming you're a very powerful executive.
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