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Google's making it easier to avoid the crowds.
Google is adding a new feature to it search engine that shows you the busiest times of the week for a bunch of different places and businesses. This should make it a little easier to avoid the crowds.
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#TacoTuesday !!!! 
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"Everyone gets a TACO!" Hold still now.
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Lash was also believed to be an alien "sent to Earth to protect us,"

Well shit....
 
Los Angeles police found more than 1,200 guns, nearly 7 tons of ammunition, bows and arrows, knives, machetes and $230,000 in cash inside Lash's home last Friday.

They also discovered a Toyota SUV designed to drive underwater among the 14 vehicles registered in his name.
The mystery behind a Los Angeles gun fanatic found decomposing in a car last week has deepened.
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Sarcasm from the the one the only The Doctor or just pure awesomeness.
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Captain Jack Harkness is a sexual innuendo 
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Yup. #intj  

I once knew a guy who had opinions (which was totally fine with me) but he didn't know why he had those opinions (totally NOT fine with me).

HIM: [voicing opinion of this particular thing]
ME: Why's that? 
HIM: I don't know.... 
ME: [minus respect points]

It makes you seem like less of a person and more like a parrot to just say words without having a reason. 
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This is where my "F" comes into play because I feeeeel so much that I have issues articulating the facts/reasons sometimes.

(but it's ok if you poke fun at me cuz I like you, even if I can't give you solid reasons why. ;))
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I had a little problem with my Keurig not working this morning and thought I'd be going without coffee. Luckily I fixed it so I can call off the nuclear launch, probably.


h/t +Graham Chestney
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Ditto on that theft ^
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Here you go you pompous shart sockets.
 
I don't know about anyone else, but I feel that Lazy Taint Nazi would be a good name for a band.
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Communist Ass Balloon
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Graphic Designer
Skills
Design, video editing, podcasting, tech, cloud computing, organizing, prioritizing, logic, common sense.
Employment
  • Passion Parties Corporate
    Graphic Designer, 2015 - present
    Design flyers, brochures, catalogs, sales collateral, promotions, social media badges, update monthly Center Stage publication, schedule email blasts, update backorder reports, photograph new products, layout and update consultant training workbooks, update and prepare product inserts, product labels.
  • Teklian.TV
    Host / Founder / Producer, 2013 - present
    Host of Teklian TV, Live, Reviews, Tutorials, Rants, and Hat Tip of the Week. Editor of video and audiocasts. Designer of graphics and images. Web site administrator.
  • Sportco Graphics
    Executive Director of Creative Media Development, Web Site Manager, Social Media Manager, 2005 - 2015
    Head of graphics department. Responsible for designing and outputting artwork for screen print, digital print, signs, banners, decals, team jerseys, embroidery, laser cutting & engraving, managing the web site and running the online store, and responsible for social media presence and promotional content.
  • Reticuli Designs
    Owner/Artist, 2009 - 2013
  • Paper Bullet Clothing
    Owner/Artist, 2006 - 2009
  • Wheatly Laboratories
    Test Subject, 2001 - 2005
  • Aperture Laboratories
    Test Subject, 1998 - 2001
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Ishirkian
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Friends, Networking
Relationship
Married
Other names
Risket Xero
Story
Tagline
✓ Verified Time Lord
Introduction
G+er since June 29th 2011.

Husband to the most amazing woman in the universe
Father of two kids and a cat
Honest
to all
Graphic Artist by occupation
Introvert (INTJ) by personality
Socially Awkward by nature
Host at TeklianTV


INTERESTS (you can put me in circles relating to):
  • Science
  • Technology
  • Gadgets
  • Mobile
  • Science Fiction
  • Randomness
  • Comedy
  • Horror
  • Disney
  • Futurism
  • Equal Rights
  • Cats
  • Google
  • Microsoft
  • Linux
  • Netflix
  • Hulu
  • Streaming Media
  • Bitcoin
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  • Electronic Music
  • Dance
  • House
  • Trance
  • Dubstep
  • Metal (some metal)
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  • Stargate
  • Tron
  • Farscape
  • Firefly
  • Doctor Who
  • Cube (the whole trilogy)
  • Lexx
  • Torchwood
  • My Little Pony
  • Saw
  • Star Trek
  • Star Wars
  • Black Mirror
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  • Zelda
  • Portal
  • Mario

I don’t circle people with empty profiles. If I can’t get an idea of who you are or what you’re interested in, I can not place you into a circle. 

If you are not in my circles but you are notifying me of your posts, you will be blocked. 

I really only have six circles you could end up in

Gallifrey (for Doctor Who fans)
Spoilers (for Doctor Who fans who watch new episodes as they air)
Droidz (for Android users)
VIP (for my favorite people who post the best stuff) 
VVIP (for my most favorite people whose posts I want a notification for)
Acquaintances (for everyone else)

….I’m working on being a bit more specific because that acquaintances circle is quite large.

I have no interest in “drama” or conflict. If you are disrespectful I’ll uncircle you or end up blocking you because I don’t care to see that again. Debates are fine but when it feels hostile I'll probably just remove/block you. There are more important things to give my attention to. 

I like randomness. If I say something that doesn’t make sense, it probably wasn’t supposed to. 

DISLIKES
(you may not want to circle me if these things are important to you since you may not like my opinions of them and I really don't care to hear you complain about my opinions of these things)

  • Apple (the company)
  • Religion
  • Dogs
  • Rap, Hip-Hop, etc
  • Country Music
  • Smoking
  • Drugs
  • Violence
  • Racism
  • Sexism
  • "Reality" shows
  • Sports
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TL;DR - 
I am an introvert, but don't believe the myths
Bragging rights
I married my best friend. We were homeowners at 22 years old with our first custom-built home. We have two kids and the coolest cat in the universe.
Education
  • Southeast Career Technical Academy
    Graphic Communications, 2001 - 2005
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Best. Donuts. Ever.
Public - a month ago
reviewed a month ago
Food was fantastic! I ordered a steak shawarma wrap and have already planned on going back tomorrow. I will definitely be going here more often. I only wish they had a bigger place. It was pretty cramped in there.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
I've been going here for a couple of years now and the doctors have always been very friendly and helpful. For my first two or three visits I had two of the male doctors but then I was moved to Dr. Linda Rosenberg and she's been my doctor for several months. She is very friendly, informative and comfortable to talk to. They are very good with calling and reminding you about your appointments but if you need to get lab work done make sure they mail you the forms you're supposed to take with you. I've had two visits that have required lab work to be done before my visit and they have forgotten to send me my paperwork for labs. Not a big deal, I've just had to reschedule my follow-up appointment so I can make sure and have my labs done two weeks prior.
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
VERY good food! We will definitely be ordering from them again! Everything was loaded. We have so many left overs. They told me it would be about 35 minutes for delivery but it got here in maybe 15 or 20. Which is pretty awesome. Honestly, I don't understand those people who complain about delivery taking ten minutes longer than expected. Thirty minutes, ok, but ten? If you have nothing else to do but sit and stare at the door like a dog I can see this being annoying. Personally, I order my food BEFORE I'm on the brink of starvation and I appreciate the fact that I didn't have to get in my car and get it myself. If you're at this page it means you're considering them, so just do it already! If you're not paying with cash let them know when you place the order. Obviously they can't process credit/debit at your doorstep.
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Food: Very GoodDecor: GoodService: Very Good
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
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Not impressed. The burgers look fancy but taste pretty mediocre.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Eh, it was ok. We got calzones, they were kind of bland and most of it was just bread, not enough room for much filling. We got delivery (took about 45 minutes, though they aren't that far away). They forgot our garlic bread but I called them and they delivered it pretty quickly. I'd probably order from them again to try their pizzas. So this review may not be a final one from me.
Food: GoodDecor: GoodService: Very Good
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
My work occasionally has meetings here, for some reason. They constantly mess up orders and the food is pretty bad. Cheap/crappy ingredients and it always tastes like it was cooked yesterday and microwaved when you order it. Decor and smell are pretty trashy as well.
Food: Poor - FairDecor: Poor - FairService: Poor - Fair
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago