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Chris M Todd
Works at Spyder Trap
Attended University of Maryland, College Park
Lives in Minneapolis, MN
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A huge thank you to +Scott Aukerman, +IFC and #ComedyBangBang  
Thank you, Scott, for creating a comedy show that’s silly, unique, and consistent. Thank you for continuing to make content week in and week out—since the world always needs more content. Mostly, thank you for letting me be a small part of the Comedy Bang! Bang! universe. 
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+Netflix is hard. 
It was the first Sunday in weeks where I had nothing on my schedule. No clients emailing or bosses calling. Not even any friends looking to hang out—which is sometimes sad, but this was not one of those times. What’s a guy to do with that kind of freedom? The kind of freedom that would make my elementary-school-self claim boredom. And the mother-of-that-same-self exclaim “go outside!” 
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A study for experts, by experts.
BOSTON – In a breakthrough study conducted last month, experts discovered what many in the field have deemed a real blow to progress. After several weeks of observation and research, the scientific community has concluded that the term “expert” is much more loosely defined than previously thought. 
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#Inthenews  
OSLO - In a stunning move last night, the Norwegian Nobel Committee announced wide-sweeping reforms to the Nobel Peace Prize process. After 114 years of bestowing the honor to individuals and organizations who promote peace, it was decided to cease the practice altogether and go as far as to take back the award from all previous winners. 
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The Biography of a Terrible Person
By @IamChrisTodd Every so often,
there’s born a terrible person. It’s not something any parent would hope for
their child, but hope can only get you so far. The symptoms begin right away;
the crying, the spitting up, and the needing to be waited on. Of cour...
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Part 13: Pride
Pride I’d like to start by saying that I am proud [1]  of myself for how long it took me to come up with a life story that embodies the deadly sin of pride.  I've  apparently led a life pretty devoid of hubris and self-confidence, which is apparently, a goo...
Pride I’d like to start by saying that I am proud[1] of myself for how long it took me to come up with a life story that embodies the deadly sin of pride. I've apparently led a life pretty devoid of hubris and self-confide...
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For everyone looking for an easy way to write a good essay. Breeze through school with these tips! #writing   #academic   #humor  
Webster defines essay as “a short piece of writing that tells a person's thoughts or opinions about a subject.” That is a good start. But there are 5 more pieces of advice I have for you to write the perfect academic essay. 
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A little something I wrote for +Spyder Trap
 
Of course #Minneapolis  is a great city for creatives, but here's an outsider's view on why: http://goo.gl/M3e9lw #digitalmarketing   #mpls  
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What's the deal with #JerrySeinfeld being wrong about political correctness in comedy?
A couple of things upfront: Jerry Seinfeld is a very funny man. I am a fan, and I do a killer impression of him to back it up. He’s a comedy legend who had made a literal billion dollars being a comedian. So maybe he’s more of an authority on what’s good for comedy than I am. But, also—maybe he’s off base this time. 
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A Millennial Walden
By @IamChrisTodd When I wrote the following pages, I lived alone, in the city
only a short few blocks away from my favorite brunch place, in an apartment I
rented on my own, in a building a faceless corporation built. I lived there
during a twelve-month lea...
By @IamChrisTodd When I wrote the following pages, I lived alone, in the city only a short few blocks away from my favorite brunch place, in an apartment I rented on my own, in a building a faceless corporation built. I li...
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Part 11: Envy
Envy             This one is a bit confusing; on one
side going green is great for the environment, but on the other side being
green with envy will send you straight to Hell. [1] Since I’m no Captain Planet and stories that end in Hell tend to be more
exci...
Envy             This one is a bit confusing; on one side going green is great for the environment, but on the other side being green with envy will send you straight to Hell.[1] Since I’m no Captain Planet and stories tha...
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Part 14: Humility
Humility Humility
comes rather easy to me, not that I’m bragging, I just haven’t really
accomplished anything of note to be arrogant about. [1] I
have a feeling losing the second grade presidency to a girl [2] set me on a lifelong journey of humility. Her a...
Humility Humility comes rather easy to me, not that I’m bragging, I just haven’t really accomplished anything of note to be arrogant about.[1] I have a feeling losing the second grade presidency to a girl[2] set me on a li...
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Social Media Community Manager
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  • Spyder Trap
    Marketing Strategist, 2015 - present
  • IFC
    Social Media Contributor, 2013 - present
    Community manager for cool TV shows.
  • BAE Systems Inc.
    Geospatial Researcher, 2009 - 2014
  • The Washington Fancy
    Satirist, 2011 - 2013
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Minneapolis, MN
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Lancaster, PA - Silver Spring, MD - Arlington, VA - Chestertown, MD
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Self-proclaimed aspiring amateur comedian, marketing professional, and writer at IamChrisTodd.com.



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Step Champion (2008)
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  • University of Maryland, College Park
    MBA, 2011 - 2014
  • Washington College
    Business Management, 2005 - 2009
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