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Chris M Todd
Works at Spyder Trap
Attended University of Maryland, College Park
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What's the deal with #JerrySeinfeld being wrong about political correctness in comedy?
A couple of things upfront: Jerry Seinfeld is a very funny man. I am a fan, and I do a killer impression of him to back it up. He’s a comedy legend who had made a literal billion dollars being a comedian. So maybe he’s more of an authority on what’s good for comedy than I am. But, also—maybe he’s off base this time. 
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A Millennial Walden
By @IamChrisTodd When I wrote the following pages, I lived alone, in the city
only a short few blocks away from my favorite brunch place, in an apartment I
rented on my own, in a building a faceless corporation built. I lived there
during a twelve-month lea...
By @IamChrisTodd When I wrote the following pages, I lived alone, in the city only a short few blocks away from my favorite brunch place, in an apartment I rented on my own, in a building a faceless corporation built. I li...
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Part 11: Envy
Envy             This one is a bit confusing; on one
side going green is great for the environment, but on the other side being
green with envy will send you straight to Hell. [1] Since I’m no Captain Planet and stories that end in Hell tend to be more
exci...
Envy             This one is a bit confusing; on one side going green is great for the environment, but on the other side being green with envy will send you straight to Hell.[1] Since I’m no Captain Planet and stories tha...
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Part 14: Humility
Humility Humility
comes rather easy to me, not that I’m bragging, I just haven’t really
accomplished anything of note to be arrogant about. [1] I
have a feeling losing the second grade presidency to a girl [2] set me on a lifelong journey of humility. Her a...
Humility Humility comes rather easy to me, not that I’m bragging, I just haven’t really accomplished anything of note to be arrogant about.[1] I have a feeling losing the second grade presidency to a girl[2] set me on a li...
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Losing a Friend: The Proximity of Modern Comedians
By @IamChrisTodd Harris Wittels was a prolific writer and comedian, but he
was hardly a household name. Yet when I opened up my Twitter feed on February
19 th it was flooded with messages of loss for a dear friend. Yes, I follow
a lot of comedians and actor...
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The Minutiae of My Day: If Tweets Were Written as Short Stories
By @IamChrisTodd He didn’t know it
when he woke up that morning, but that Tuesday was going to change everything
for Chris. It seemed like a normal morning. It was a crisp 11:30am, the
universally accepted time for adults to awaken from their restful slumbe...
By @IamChrisTodd He didn’t know it when he woke up that morning, but that Tuesday was going to change everything for Chris. It seemed like a normal morning. It was a crisp 11:30am, the universally accepted time for adults to...
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#Inthenews  
OSLO - In a stunning move last night, the Norwegian Nobel Committee announced wide-sweeping reforms to the Nobel Peace Prize process. After 114 years of bestowing the honor to individuals and organizations who promote peace, it was decided to cease the practice altogether and go as far as to take back the award from all previous winners. 
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The Biography of a Terrible Person
By @IamChrisTodd Every so often,
there’s born a terrible person. It’s not something any parent would hope for
their child, but hope can only get you so far. The symptoms begin right away;
the crying, the spitting up, and the needing to be waited on. Of cour...
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Part 13: Pride
Pride I’d like to start by saying that I am proud [1]  of myself for how long it took me to come up with a life story that embodies the deadly sin of pride.  I've  apparently led a life pretty devoid of hubris and self-confidence, which is apparently, a goo...
Pride I’d like to start by saying that I am proud[1] of myself for how long it took me to come up with a life story that embodies the deadly sin of pride. I've apparently led a life pretty devoid of hubris and self-confide...
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Part 12: Kindness
Kindness             Thinking of a particularly exciting
memory of kindness is sort of like trying to think of the most exciting
dictionary entry you’ve ever read. Kindness is naturally pretty boring, unless
it involves presenting an oversized check to a ma...
Kindness             Thinking of a particularly exciting memory of kindness is sort of like trying to think of the most exciting dictionary entry you’ve ever read. Kindness is naturally pretty boring, unless it involves pr...
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This Year in Comedy: A Look at This Year in Comedy
By @IamChrisTodd Looking back on 2014, it’s easy to see a year that was
filled with tragedy, hate, and all-around-no-good-times-having. Despite the
total bummer that was last year, there were still people creating content to
make you laugh and smile (artist...
By @IamChrisTodd Looking back on 2014, it’s easy to see a year that was filled with tragedy, hate, and all-around-no-good-times-having. Despite the total bummer that was last year, there were still people creating content to...
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Robots Are Making Podcasts Now?!
By @IamChrisTodd Is it a coincidence that a Terminator trailer gets released in the same week that a couple of robots gain sentience and put out a podcast? Probably. The most surprising aspect of this is that the robots chose to produce a podcast as their f...
By @IamChrisTodd Is it a coincidence that a Terminator trailer gets released in the same week that a couple of robots gain sentience and put out a podcast? Probably. The most surprising aspect of this is that the robots chos...
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Social Media Community Manager
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  • Spyder Trap
    Marketing Strategist, 2015 - present
  • IFC
    Social Media Contributor, 2013 - present
    Community manager for cool TV shows.
  • BAE Systems Inc.
    Geospatial Researcher, 2009 - 2014
  • The Washington Fancy
    Satirist, 2011 - 2013
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Lancaster, PA - Silver Spring, MD - Arlington, VA - Chestertown, MD
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Self-proclaimed aspiring amateur comedian, marketing professional, and writer at IamChrisTodd.com.



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Step Champion (2008)
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  • University of Maryland, College Park
    MBA, 2011 - 2014
  • Washington College
    Business Management, 2005 - 2009
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