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Chris Lang
Works at Email Delivery Jedi
Attended University of Toledo
Lives in Denver, Colorado
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Futurist, Writer & Author
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I Tell Stories
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  • Email Delivery Jedi
    Author, 2015 - present
    Get It To The Inbox - 400 Pages Brand New For 2015
  • Author PLENZES - Birth Of The Machines
    Writer & Futurist, 2013 - 2014
    My first horror novel, TOM - Dreams of Horror is available at http://TomDreamsOfHorror.com for all Kindle Devices...
  • Howie Schwartz Sustainable Traffic Seminar
    Speaker / Presenter, 2009
  • Gwave Secrets for Howie Schwartz
    Author, 2008
  • Social Marketing Traffic Seminar
    Speaker / Presenter, 2008
  • Wickedly Evil Social Marketing Tactics
    Author, 2008
  • Get It To The Inbox
    Author, 2007
  • Internet Marketer
    Blogger, author, content marketer, 1999
  • Original Cuisine Catering
    Chef, Owner, 1992 - 1998
  • Various 4 Star Restaurants
    Chef, manager, kitchen manager, 1981 - 1992
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Denver, Colorado
Previously
Ahwatukee, Phoenix, Arizona
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My Failures Are My Best Resources...
Introduction
I think of myself as a guy who understood nothing, until there was nothing left to understand... (work in progress)

I have been an email marketer operating a double opt in list for 17 years now, I am a programmer and a "How To" writer of Internet Marketing strategies. 


If you are experiencing low email list open rates, delivery nightmares or just plain outright blocking, please contact me immediately at my office number or by email below!

Cheers! = Chris Lang
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I Have Been To Hell And Back And Lived To Write About It All
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  • University of Toledo
    Music - Bassoon Major, 1981
    I have conceived, owned and operated brick and mortar businesses for over 16 years. In 1983 I took a 700 seat fish house from being in the red, to making a $250,000 profit in one year. In 1990 I bought my first bar after the prior owner had it siezed by the IRS. Nine months later my partners and I had turned a $300,000 profit. In 1992 I opened my own catering opeation--Original Quisine--that turned a profit it's first week in business and alway operated at a 5 firgue profit every week for the next 7 years. In 1999 I bought my first computer and built my first website 4 days later and have been in business online ever since. Celebrating my 15th year making my living online in 2014 and so very glad I have not had a boss or punched a time clock for a living since 1983 :]
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Gmail Sending Their Own YouTube Video Email Alerts To Spam?
Yep, Top 10 YouTube User +Ray William Johnson Has Been To My Spam Folder Every Day For 30 Days Straight! WHY? Maybe because he uses Bitly in his social posts?
Is This Top 10 YouTube User's YouTube Subscriber Alerts Going To Gmail Spam Because He Used Bitly In His Video Description? You Tell Me… So I ran into yet another of my favorite YouTube guys, Ray William Johnson, in my Gmail spam folder. And not some email from Ray, but his YouTube subscriber ...
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Here's a story I wrote my first year in Denver. The first year I began growing my lawn from seed. We were under severe water restrictions that year in 2013, so I used to water the "baby grass" by hand at 2 AM. This story is now the fodder for 2 upcoming novels this year and next. And yeah, that's my Dad and Mom below circa 1960. One of only 2 surviving pictures I have of them. #FathersDay2015  
Yeah, that goofy lookin' guy? That is my Dad. He was the best guy you wanted to know, he was the guy you wanted as your best man, the guy you wanted on your bowling team. He was the guy you could trust your wife with. He was your best friend. He was my Dad. And so… Here is his story, ...
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Time to Change that master password...
Bad news first, folks. LastPass, our favorite password manager (and yours) has been hacked. It’s time to change your master password. The good news is, the passwords you have saved for other sites should be safe. The Intermediate Guide to Mastering Passwords with LastPass The Intermediate Guide to Mastering Passwords with LastPass The Intermediate Guide to Mastering Passwords with LastPass is easy, secure, and works across systems and browsers—it...
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I had about as much confidence in online password managers as I did with the offer by my employers of starting a 401(k) in 1998 and 2006.
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Great work here by +Hank Miner with Google See Inside / Google StreetView inside a commercial building!
 
See Inside Tour: https://goo.gl/K3u4Nx

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Hannibal's third season debuts on NBC tomorrow, so here’s how to catch up with the show as it scares the hell out of everyone this summer.
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+Jannik Lindquist Gotta do some binge watching and catch up on this. I discounted it as a poor rehash of Silence... Glad I was wrong! 
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The joint U.S. Air Force and Boeing electromagnetic pulse weapon is capable of targeting and destroying electrical systems without collateral damage.
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+Chris Lang Tom Swift and His Electric Rifle updated from 1911 (1911!!!) and ZAP...like we didn't know something was in the works.
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And it's another day in the land of 300 days of year of sun in #Denver .
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you wanna try living here in the UK ? Its Mid summer, temperature is 54f and its just stopped raining.....again !!   I,ll swap with anyone !!
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After The Carnage Last Night On #GameOfThrones  -- I would bet Daryl is glad he's not on that show?
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Marble size hail in #Denver  last nite 11 PM. Luckily +Margie D Casados's Jeep was in the garage.
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I travel to Denver often because my wife's family is from there. Even if you park on the street, you could use a car cover and keep your car from getting dinged up. 
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Coming to Denver? Hella Yeah they are! See you there!
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+Robert Scoble makes some great points as to why GLASS (in it's early form) did not make it. Worth reading and a more friendly / less inflammatory Scoble now.
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A number of things there I'm surprised are still around. ;-)
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Awhatukee is a lovely place to live, this complex is NOT! As I am a current resident, and awakened constantly but the guy who runs a business out of the garage below my apartment and the guy who starts his Harley with no mufflers outside our bedroom windows every morning at 7 AM, please heed my warning. Management will not respond to numerous requests to do any thing about this. They are far too concerned with taking this complex condo and their personal management bonuses to care about the residents. I am writing a warning to all who consider living here. DON"T DO IT!!! The electricity runs over 300 a month in the summer, there is no where for kids to play, I could go on and on.
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reviewed 4 months ago
Darn good pizza, and unlike the big 3, (pizza hut, dominos, little ceasars) Blackjack has real mozzerella on the darn pie. Also the only place that delivers to us. So we are pretty happy with these guys. Waiting for a big pie to come right now :]
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Took Margie to lunch today here, really enjoyed the whole experience, as I always have for 30 years of going to Red Lobsters. Staff as awesome, food was great for the price and Kellie our server as very good. Drinks, salad and two 30 shrimp entrees plus desert can't be beat for a big lunch out when you don't want to journey out of your neighborhood.
Food: Very GoodDecor: Very GoodService: Excellent
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
Nic Nac Nook is a small intimate store filled with Metaphysical books, oils, herbs, self help books and of course Nic Nacs. Impressed with it's long history and 46 years with the same owner too.
Quality: ExcellentAppeal: ExcellentService: Excellent
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reviewed 2 years ago
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Had the best Margarita ever made by Katie at the bar. Be sure to tell her Chris Lang sent you :]
Food: Very GoodDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
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reviewed 2 years ago
I went to this particular ACE to find something that did not exist. It would take time and putting some things together that did not come in a package, and would take some inventiveness to create. After 20 minutes of digging in small parts bins, the ACE guy had me walking out the door with just the parts my project needed. Same experience I have had with ACE all over the United States, glad to have it again. And I did not need a nap after walking miles and talking to 5 different department guys like Home Depot. The ACE guy made me feel pretty good about my visit. Total expendature? $9.16. Happiness working on my project tonight? Priceless!
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Quality: Very GoodAppeal: ExcellentService: Excellent
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It is "All You Can Eat Day" Monday at KFC. My wife Margie and I eat here every Monday. It is a tad expensive but all you can eat with a drink is a great deal. See ya there Monday for lunch!
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
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