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Why throw your candy wrappers away?
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I'll take an Americano, please.
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A new generation of payment technologies could help transform the federal government's image while simultaneously protecting sensitive consumer data.<br /><br />
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That's kind of the point. 
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A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car. A drunken good old boy from central Texas got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the State car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”
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This is an awesome sight for me. My current company and my last company both with really big stories right next to each other on TechMeme right now.

http://www.techmeme.com/150219/p26#a150219p26

https://twitter.com/Techmeme/status/568479176686231552
https://twitter.com/Techmeme/status/568503040023658497
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Nice! That must be self-affirming. I didn't realize you were working at Dwolla. That must be exciting. 
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I wonder what Google Fiber's privacy policy looks like.
 
How much is your #Privacy worth? AT&T charges $29. http://bit.ly/1vCCBSK  via @gigaom#ZeroKnowledge #PrivacyMatters
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Won't matter much when HTTP 2.0 takes hold (a couple years out, but still...)
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Despite Net Neutrality, the internet seems to have a slow lane.

159k/s...

The tubez are definitely sucking tonight.

It just took me 40 minutes to download a Vagrant box file.

You'd think Netflix just released a new season of House of Cards or something.
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A new video shows off Ubuntu convergence on a tablet and phone.

A video from Ubuntu Desktop Manager Will Cooke demos some of the progress Canonical has made on the much anticipated convergence feature.
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This was a share of an app on the Google Play store using the Play Store Android app's share feature. Yes, there's no link.

#googledoesntplaywellwithgoogle
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Yuss!
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Another #Snowden revelation today: The Great SIM Heist. bit.ly/1Gco9ax Sign to tell congress to end bulk #surveillance. bit.ly/1JugNEw #privacymatters  
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Dwolla is a payment platform, not just a wallet, but big news regardless.

http://fiscal.treasury.gov/fsnews/2015/fs_dwolla.htm
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That's pretty awesome. I wonder how much they (we) paid in credit card fees for the 400 million transactions they did last year.
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Our kids use tumbler. They are too young to know that you dont need to - Boy George will do that for you 
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  • School of Trial and Exception
    Computer Science
  • Iowa State University
    Civil Engineering
  • University of Iowa
    Computer Science, English
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