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This is a silent synopsis of today's in-flight movie, The Lucky One

The protagonist wanders aimlessly thruogh the landscapes of this film, dragged along and prodded by a foolish-looking girl who's obviously wanted his aloof attention since he showed up at her inn with his awesome shepherd dog. Prick cop frisks him for no reason.

(movie without sound on the plane, I've been giving it passing glances)
She straddles him over a tiny chair in the attic. I'm surprised its old, dry, and child-sized framework can support what's about to transpire… though the child-safe editing for flight spares me this suspension of disbelief, and, sadly, deprives the passengers of gratuitious breasteses.

Oh. The prick cop is involved with her too. Aloof man, with a hint more emotion in his face than Keanu Reeves, walks down the dirt road. Prick cop with shit-eating grin pulls up in Dodge Charger, out of uniform - taunting Mr. I-fucked-your-girlfriend-but-it's-okay-because-you're-leaving. Silly blonde fights with prick cop and finds aloof man. They find an outdoor shower? and make out under the water stream on the porch of wherever the fuck it is he's staying. Then they wake up in his bed.

Aloof man and ditzy broad's little boy in a tree house. Dogtags. Fist bump. Chess game. Jealous prick cop in Dodge Charger, spying in the dark.

Everyone is in church. Aloof man on piano, ditzy broad's boy on violin. PRick cop and mom in pews sitting apart across the aisle. Prick cop would cry if he weren't suck a prick. Aloof man and boy fist bump. Jealous prick cop watches aloof man and ditz hold hands on their way back to her pickup truck, but where is her boy? Inconsistency of cinematography, perhaps?

Prick cop hands ditz something. She appears shocked. It must be sordid past information about aloof man she's been fucking. Later, she confronts him, crying. He barely shows any emotion as he talks to the audience in words I can't hear, his back to the ditz as he stands on her porch. He holds his dogtags out to show her. She looks at him solemnly and closes her door. Little boy runs and gives him a book, a hug, and a bye.

An aloof man and his dog. A drunk jealous prick cop and his sober pal see aloof man, confront and harass him. He pulls his gun in public. Aloof man expertly disarms him and pops the clip, clearing the chamber. He hands it over to mr. sober pal.

Ned Beatty looking fellow bending over a billiard table but not squealing like a pig, while jealous drunk prick cop cries at his in-home bar.

Aloof man finds a picture in the boy's chess book of a military tatoo man and his ditz mother.

I can see jealous prick cop asking the ditz to marry him. My lip-reading ability is better than I thought. Maybe. He's upset. I think she said no. She runs into the thunderstorm and pouring rain. now-psycho jealous rejected prick cop chases her, shouting. Boy follows, too. He hangs precariously from tree-house bridge over raging stream. Psycho jealous rejected prick cop tries to save him from drowning. Aloof man comes to save the boy and psycho jealous rejected prick cop. Boy saved. In arms of ditz now. Tree house falls on now-drowned psycho jealous rejected prick cop. Ned Beatty guy must be dead prick cop's father. He says something to aloof man.

Aloof man leaves photo on ditz's dining room table. She walks in. He looks and talks at her like she's a dumbass. She bows her head, sits at the table holding the photo, mouth agape. He talks more and walks out. She sits, crying.

Where is his dog?

No.
She runs after him. Don't stop, aloof man. No.

Shit. He stopped.

She runs and jumps into his aloof embrace.
Hugs. Kissing. He doesn't grab her ass.

Sunrise over the water. Little boy steers the boat. Everyone is happy on the boat (except dead prick cop and his dad, who aren't there).

Fairy tale ending.
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