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+Engadget discovers feature that has been in +Inbox by Gmail since launch, announces it as new feature several months late.
No, you don't need to reply to that email immediately in the middle of dinner. Now Google's trying to help that happen, with Snooze. A new addition to it
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“A one year-old just died. Paramedics were called but he was gone by the time they got there,” the resident spoke softly, obviously affected by the news. “What happened?” I asked. She told me that the child had been seen in the ER two days earlier, was diagnosed with measles and sent home. My heart sank. I had sent home a one year-old child with measles two days earlier. Was this the same child? It was. He had looked so good two days ea...
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"Non-Newtonian fluid" is a really stupid way of saying "starch and water".

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This is the tank where my pet's food lives.

Briefly.
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Also known everywhere else in the world as "tacos". 
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Doesn't matter how big Uranus is. The important question is, does Uranus have rings and how many can you have before you need to see a doctor.
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apparently Uranus is white... you bleach bro?
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I just encountered the Windows 10 SmartScreen notice for the first time and got angry. Don't tell me what to do, Windows.

Then I realized that 99% of the people who see this might be helped by avoiding starting some malicious executable and I got less mad.

Then I realized most of those people are my customers and their willy-nilly clicking keeps me in business and I was a little less unmad.
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I like train travel because it combines the ability to serve alcohol with the time to catch a good buzz.
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For people only a little bit worried about threats to life and property.
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The first (and last) time an amber alert went off at three AM, it made me want to go sit outside the house of whoever came up with that with an air horn. I guess I'm supposed to keep an eye out in case the perp comes through my bedroom.

Now I don't receive them at all. What purpose did that serve?
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I don't understand why +Ting insists on only offering Fedex shipping for SIM cards with the cheapest option being $4 for ten-day when USPS could easily ship a SIM card for less than half that in less time.
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USPS doesn't ship things for half that; it just charges you half that up front and takes the rest out of your paycheck directly as taxes. They're filthy cheaters.
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Why I buy +Corsair (other than their high quality products).
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Because some of their forum users are whiny bozos? It's a fucking logo. It's not even a BAD logo, it's just different. This is probably the same crowd bitching that the D&D 5E PH has too many pictures of women and brown people in it.

I like the old logo better too, but I don't click on the logo to blow shit up.
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WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! 
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FEMA says that it wasn't big enough.  No federal aid.
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