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Chris Jenkins
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Lives in Clearwater, Florida
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So I'm looking at the +OnePlus One and the +OPPO Find7 as our next phones...

I think I'm going to need a bigger hand. Current model for comparison.

cc +Derek Ross 
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Hey if you somehow get an invite to get the 1+1 feel free to send one my way. I'm definitely buying this phone the first opportunity I get
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Dear Asshole Tech Bloggers:

An embedded YouTube video is not a post. If you're going to embed a video in a blog post, you better have something interesting to say about it. Otherwise, you end up in my "Fuck this site" list, along side such fine purveyors of spammy bullshit including: UpWorthy, Distractify, Tickld, and whatever the next 100% repost no talent spam farm domain that pops up. 
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+Chris Jenkins ahh, you guys are jealous over visitor counts and such. Carry on. I'm not into that at all.
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Just tasting the Scotch Ale from five weeks ago, and it is gooood. Great job, +j.m. slade. (And Jzon, but he doesn't do Google).
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It seems to be working out for me. :D
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As a fan of +Alton Brown, #AWESOME  
 

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Thanks for this
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It's not often you get to make both a shocking statement and a personal insult all wrapped up in a back handed compliment. I try to never miss those opportunities. 
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Dear Tampa, Florida Photography,

How are you doin it wrong? Let me count the ways:

 - You're a personal profile acting as a business page.

 - You claim to be about photography, but all of your shares are shitty smartphone shots that insult the word "photography" 

 - You've disabled comments on all shares, probably because you know all the comments would be about how badly you're abusing the word photography. 

I don't know who's running that profile, but you're embarrassing yourself. I saw your content because +Gary Dizon (who I'm assuming either has no content in his stream, or is related to you) plussed one of your posts (a particularly blurry picture of nothing). If you're going to be in social media and/or photography, try to follow the rules of at least one of those two things. 
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I haven't logged into my Google+ until now. This is good to know. Thank you +Chris Jenkins. Someone used my account. I had to change passwords recently for several different accounts including social media after a family member got hacked.
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Dear +OPPO,
If you send me a #Find7 , everywhere I go, I'll pull it out like this. Oh, and like share pictures and stuff, and tell people how cool you are. PM me for address. 
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Nah, but I'll flip my hair to make up for it. 
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There's still time to buy me the deluxe pack before the release. I'll trade favors. Friend me here: http://steamcommunity.com/id/mrdubious
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Find out this SECRET METHOD for making money on the internet that THEY don't want you to know about!

What do Anne M. from Milwaukee, Joseph H. from Clearwater, and Ricky P. from Saskatchewan all have in common? They know that when it comes to monetizing your online experience, only the +Chris Jenkins method uses TRIED and PROVEN techniques to put money in your pocket today!

This gif shows fifty dollar bills, and GIFS DON'T LIE. Check mate, skeptics.

To find out this one weird trick discovered by a housewife in Springfield who is now hated by dermatologists everywhere, PayPal (as a gift, please) $50 to digitalprecipice@gmail.com.

One per household please. No refunds. Terms and conditions may apply. Your email will be automatically added to our mailing list of discerning members of technology who may be interested in future offers. 
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+Thew Raslletem that's why I only want it for the lock screen :)
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What the hell?
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Had my own bad karma last night with the Internet. Lost Netflix which means no TV, stuff not posting on my phone, computer slower then Xmas, basically Armageddon. Sometimes there's nothing left to do but just go to sleep
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Technology Management
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Web culture, strategy, business analysis, development, project management, WordPress
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  • ImTheirWebGuy.com
    President, 2007 - present
  • Adventures Unlimited Studios, Inc.
    CTO, 2010 - 2012
  • WebMD
    2003 - 2006
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Clearwater, Florida
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Madrid, Spain - Ipswich, England - Felixstowe, England - Woodbridge, England - Zaragosa, Spain - Kaiserslautern, Germany - Miami, Florida - St. Petersburg, Florida - Tampa, Florida - San Antonio, Texas - Corpus Christi, Texas - Augusta, Georgia
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Hi there! I'm a Florida based web guy with cool friends and a questionable sense of humor. I love code, craft beers, and long walks on the beach while playing Ingress. I'm happily married to my best friend, and the proud father of two. 

If you're still reading, you must be bored, so you can check out my business website, my Google Glass musings, or maybe up your cooking game by getting some amazing spices and oils from my Mother-in-Law's awesome spice shop
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I got picked to be a Google Glass Explorer in #ifihadglass
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  • the birth of the Internet Age
    1988 - 1992
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reviewed 2 months ago
Had a really excellent experience with Mike McCoy getting my professional headshots done. Mike is engaging, entertaining, and particularly skilled at putting even problematic clients at ease. His technical proficiency is clear and immediately recognizable, and his personable demeanor makes something which is often a chore instead a genuinely entertaining experience. Thanks Mike!
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Had a long appetizer dinner last night there. Friendly service, tall pitchers, and great gator and oysters.
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We used ExecChef Catering for our wedding in St. Petersburg this last January. My wife's family has very exacting tastes, and she worked with Kim Brown to create a menu that would impress them. Exec Chef executed BEAUTIFULLY. The food was amazing, the presentation world class, and the service was the epitome of professionalism. Thank you Exec Chef! You made our special day awesome!
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We had the seafood and beef & truffle crepes, and LOVED them. Jordan was our waiter, and he was polite and attentive. Will DEFINITELY come here again.
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Just had hot subs there, the cheese steak and the sausage and peppers. Half sizes are HUGE, so only order a whole to share. Super quality ingredients on fresh baked ciabatta bread. Amazing, will come here again when in St. Augustine.
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
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