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Chris Clark
Worked at Fleet Street Remarketing
Lives in Alexandria, Virginia
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Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and um, screaming. - Crafted from the finest Internets.
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“Mayweather hit her in the back of the head, pulled her off a couch by her hair, and told her, ‘I’m going to kill you and the man you’re messing with.”
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If I told you what I was thinking? You would not understand!!!!!!!
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Here's a good Christian attitude for you. Let's take the message apart! Dear atheists, A lie in the first word. This is not an affectionate message; using "dear" in a salutation is inappropriate. I...
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Software Developer
  • Fleet Street Remarketing
    Software Developer, 2005 - 2006
  • SAIC
    Software Developer, 2006 - 2013
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I stare at computer screens and fling code.  

I'm a fan of Formula 1, World Rally Championship, the United Sportscar Championship, Australian V8 Supercars, and the Indycar Series.

I run/jog a little more than most people.

I'm just getting into photography.  Some pictures come out ok, some don't, but at least I try. :-D

If you want help knowing what kind of circles to put me in, try this:

Animated Cat gifs
Auto Racing
Both kinds of music (rock and classic rock)
Android OS

Also, if you don't have any information on your profile or your information isn't visible, I won't know what circle to put you in, so don't be offended if I don't circle you back.

Version: GnuPG v2.0.20 (MingW32)

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Survived five years in the Army, Escaped from rural Virginia, completed four 180 mile relay races, participated in Australian style rappelling, went back for my Computer Science degree at the ripe age of 32, was able to see that University of Central Florida wasn't a good CS school, lived on three continents, visited 16 countries and 26 states, and I go to 11
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Alexandria, Virginia
Charlottesville, Virginia - Orlando, FL - Tampa, FL - Clearwater, FL - Aylesbury, England - Seoul, South Korea
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Building 1 has been renovated, so all the appliances are new and the floor is a decent wood laminate. The people that are complaining about rent going up every year or at the time of contract renewal must not realize that almost every apartment complex does that. you are only locking in a rate for the life of your lease. Of course they are going to charge more as soon as they can. Considering the area, the rent is pretty good. The first real complaint I had about the place was that the heater/air conditioner units were installed by morons. They are extremely drafty and when you are on the 16th floor, the wind howls very loudly. Because of the poor installation job, the thermostat in the units either never heat up above a desired temperature or there is so much cold air coming in, the unit can barely keep up. They have put a lot of insulation in around it, but it is still pretty bad. It eventually took 8 months for them to realize that the caulking around the unit on the outside of the building was almost completely missing due to poor upkeep. After I moved in, people started warning me about motorcycle thefts. A few months later, my bike and two others were stolen out of the "secure" parking lot. The security cameras were conveniently did not cover that part of the parking lot, so there was absolutely no way to figure out who did it. The package office lost two packages of mine valued at over $100. During the holidays, they get really busy, so they are really grumpy. Traffic on U.S. 1 South is a nightmare. The elevators are frequently out of service. Not all of them, but when one out of the three regular elevators are out, you'll be waiting a few extra minutes for a ride. During hurricane Sandy, part of the roof blew off and water leaked all throughout the building. My kitchen and laundry room were covered in mildew in just a few days. A neighbor down the hall had them try to fix her mildew problem at least three times, but it kept coming back in the same spot. They were likely just painting over the mildew. All-in-all, I was glad to finally get out of my lease and put that place behind me.
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Public - 11 months ago
reviewed 11 months ago
Their food is consistently good and the service is great. They occasionally screwed up an order, but I ate there so often, it was bound to happen eventually. When a mix-up did occur, they would go out of there way to resolve it.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Horrible Wi-Fi and barely usable parking. The wi-fi is free, but what good is "free" if you can't really use it. Page loads take minutes sometimes and my signal strength is at least 50%. The spaces for parking were almost the exact width of my Ford Focus! The water is horrible, even for brushing your teeth. You can't blame that on the municipal water because I've tasted the water elsewhere in the city on numerous occasions and it tasted fine.
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Service and food have always been excellent. Their queso dip is delicious too.
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
17 reviews
The food is very good here and made to order. There's a lot of self-service here, but I'm not above carrying a tray of food to my table. Some may feel they are too good for that, but we can just ignore them. There's also a bar and a casual atmosphere, so people sometimes like to just hang out which can be inconvenient, but it's not like this is the only restaurant that you might have to wait in. Deal with it or go somewhere else.
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Very Good
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
The food is always very tasty and prepared quickly.
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Very slow and incompetent UCF students work here. I showed up and there were three people ahead of me in line. It took them 20 minutes for me to get my quesadilla. The chicken is often overcooked or low quality. I've eaten at many other Moe's in the area and out of state and this one is by far the worst.
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago