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Chip Salzenberg
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Joke's on them.  I already sold my soul to Apple.
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I thought I was immune to sharing animal videos.

I was wrong.
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That the Perl community accepts Dist::Zilla as a good idea makes me wonder what the hell they're thinking.  When did it start being a good idea to distribute code in a form other than the one the developer worked on?  It only breaks patching and forking.  No big loss I guess.
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Zim: I am zim!!!
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I will NOT sign in with my "Bob"damned browser, Google.

From now on I'm making a custom Chromium build without nags.
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After years of running my own services and avoiding Google, I gave up and joined the Borg. At this point trying to avoid emitting a signal is in and of itself a damning signal. I've instead decided to spend my time thinking about what a Good Citizen signature looks like when I would otherwise ponder ways to avoid leaving a signature.... Of course this very post likely mucks with that a bit...
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Linus Torvalds is my latest Short Duration Personal Savior.
"My culture is cursing": Linux kernel world is a hostile place—by design.
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That's why I NEVER visit lkml or vger again. (I think I was the first who created libgit, and was shouted down).
The bosses shout at their subordinates, so the subordinates shout at the newbies also. You might be angry, but you should behave in public.
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Open Source is a bit of both.
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"Story is fractal: The elevator pitch unpacks into the over-coffee narrative, to the chapter outline to the scene outline to the actual text." Hm, I wonder if there's a coding analogy in there somewhere.
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E, the Rand Editor -- a grand old program.  Is it still around?  Open source, perhaps?
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This guy made a clone...

http://www.stabie-soft.com/sre/re.html

(I don't see a Mike Stabenfeldt on google+)
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The real ten commandments.
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"Ever notice that people who believe in creation look really unevolved?" - Saint Bill Hicks
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Chief Miracle Worker
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  • Apple Inc.
    2013 - present
    Reifying Star Trek. No lens flares. Sorry, JJ.
  • Topsy
    Chief Miracle Worker, 2009 - 2013
  • Cloudmark
  • EvilCo
  • VA Linux Systems
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on time in a way you could never understand
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Understanding is a three-edged sword.  We live in 10-space so there's lots of room for edges.
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Constantly extracts joy from intricacies of C++ and Perl.
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