This is getting funny:
“Do not run into trees, meters, and things that are attached to the sidewalk; they hurt,” he said. “Do not drive or ride your bike / skateboard / hipster techie device while interacting with the app."
Please run into things, I could use the laugh.
We do not have an Emergency Phone Charging Station in the lobby and No, you cannot turn yourself in on a warrant in exchange for recharging your phone.
You would think they would encourage people turning themselves in. Hey, people on our most wanted list, we have a Pikachu in the jail cells!