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My wife said "Hey be sure to put the toilet seat down", so I said "Hey Toilet Seat, you're ugly."

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Thats uncalled for, the toilet gets enough shit as it is.
Boy, I sure was boweled over by that one.
I feel like I'm being punished.
Goodness, that made me feel a bit flush.
Better than what I did when my boss asked me to turn on the printer.
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