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Chantel Williams
Attended Marylhurst University
Lives in Portland, OR
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The Lords Prayer minus the Lord
I've got a lot to be pissed about - but, I'm still having chest pains. Instead of chest pains, I choose to sit into my center and breathe and pray that the pain is just my anxiety, and hope that this is not the moment I'm dying of a heart attack, and pray s...
I've got a lot to be pissed about - but, I'm still having chest pains. Instead of chest pains, I choose to sit into my center and breathe and pray that the pain is just my anxiety, and hope that this is not the moment I'm dyi...
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July 4th, 2015
I've been falling down a lot lately. A few nights ago, I wandered outside in the dark, tripped over an upside down lawn chair and saw my life flash before my eyes. AGAIN, This time I was just tipsy, the lawn chair was darker than night and after I bashed my...
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I had a dream I was abducted by aliens
I had a dream I was abducted by aliens. I apologized for not wearing cuter shoes. 
I had a dream I was abducted by aliens. I apologized for not wearing cuter shoes. 
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Burning Man 2014 — The Collection

I just added 100 of my favorite photos from this year to the G+ Burning Man album!  I'm now off to Africa for a month starting today... Namibia, Botswana, and South Africa! Very excited! 

All photos are here for you to share, use as wallpapers or whatever! Have fun! See the full Burning Man album (all ultra hi-rez) at http://stuckincustoms.smugmug.com/Burning-Man-Page 

Wondering about taking photos and the "dust problem" at Burning Man? I wrote a blog post here: http://www.stuckincustoms.com/2014/09/11/burning-man-and-the-dust/ (A common question I get on almost every photo!)

And thanks again for all the comments — I read them all but don't always have time to respond... my apologies!
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I woke up this morning thinking I should write an upbeat I'm so happy and here's why post to offset the onslaught of 9/11 posts. Then I rolled my eyes and rolled out of bed. The Gorgeous Blonde made me binge watch The America...
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Now is not the time to be calm....
I was going to give you a review of all the shit that happened on my Facebook and Twitter last week. But really - I have anxiety - all that would induce is an existential crisis. I simply don't have the emotional capacity for that right now. Here is the mos...
I was going to give you a review of all the shit that happened on my Facebook and Twitter last week. But really - I have anxiety - all that would induce is an existential crisis. I simply don't have the emotional capacity for...
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Chantel for President
So you still think you want Trump for President. Sit down and tell me about your Step father.
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So this is a new post with pictures
I have made significant changes in my life since my last post here. Unfortunately, any disruption to my life causes a great deal of insecurity and imagined instability. I'm working - for money - in a way that's not illegal. GO ME. I've never really worked i...
I have made significant changes in my life since my last post here. Unfortunately, any disruption to my life causes a great deal of insecurity and imagined instability. I'm working - for money - in a way that's not illegal. G...
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If you get the moms smoking weed then you can get almost anybody.  
If you get the moms smoking then you can get almost anybody. We travel to Denver with Jessica Roake, a mother of two from the suburbs of Washington, DC, for a mom-friendly cannabis tour. She gets blaz…
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I think that's why people say "Twitter" (very politely), after you sneeze.
"As I type this, a cut from a tuna can on my m iddle right hand finger is burning. I'm concerned I might bleed out." These are some of the thoughts I save everyone from. They don't make it to Facebook or, Instagram or, Pinterest. Twitter is like a dream cat...
"As I type this, a cut from a tuna can on my middle right hand finger is burning. I'm concerned I might bleed out." These are some of the thoughts I save everyone from. They don't make it to Facebook or, Instagram or, Pintere...
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What a marathon, Oktoberfest and me in 90 degree heat
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At Helen's Vintage Costume's in Portland, making the final selection Don't dare me to drive around town in a costume Also Runner's think I'm

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
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I woke up this morning thinking I should write an upbeat I'm so happy and here's why post to offset the onslaught of 9/11 posts. Then I roll

Tangled Up In Blue
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Jesus fucking Christ, she thought as he crawled on top of her. By now she’d gotten used to him crawling onto and inside of her; she could al

Alabama Fried Green Tomatoes: It Dont Make No Kind Of Sense
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Summer is road-trip season, so were taking a culinary tour of America. But because Portland is a city of immigrants from other states, we do

Oh Wow, My What a Cute Purse
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Oh my Goodness! You guys, I've been working my way through images from the last 15 years - I've been walking all over the world and it has b

San Francisco on Canvas
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I've spent most of the day combing through photos from San Francisco. The San Francisco I saw mostly on my own. There is an instant I try to

I could fuck you, but then I'd have to kill you
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Technically it will be morning in fifteen minutes so consider this an early-as-fuck edition. I have an opening line for a new story. I had a

Not the place where you live, but the place where you belong
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I'll be leaving California soon. Likely for several years, if not for good. I love California. I also love leaving. Where I leave from is in

Do you believe in life after love
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I woke up hungry this morning. Then I remembered I have left over Italian sausage in the fridge. So I got out of bed singing Timmy T (becaus

Again with the High Heels, Chantel
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Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things...
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Freaking out she said, what's happening?!?! Calmly I replied, umm, Dexter is shitting in your living room. That's a conversation that happen

Keep Calm Washington - Legal Weed Throwback Thursday Full Web Edition
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Today is Thursday and, someone mentioned #ThrowbackThursday and, Weed is legal inWashington as of Tuesday. I was considering only addressing

Empty tables
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I've mentioned my love of hiking recently. These were the very same areas I used to swim and wander when I was a kid. Now with new eyes and

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If Stroganoff isn’t your thing
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My Brother In Law asked for my stroganoff recipe. There’s a problem with that; I don’t actually have one. I sort of made it up one day after

Throwback Thursday - Full Web Edition
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I've started this blog three no six times today. I've been under a bit more pressure at the ol'homestead. Without violating any HIPAA laws -

Kate Chopin’s The Awakening is Making Me Reevaluate My Casual Three-Mont...
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Well, color my cheeks pink with the flush of forbidden thought. Here I am, three months into a casual, undefined relationship and only now d

To hell in a hand basket
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For the most part I have it pretty easy. I've chosen a life of poverty and apparently chastity until I feel like I've moved forward from the