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Carlo Zottmann
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Linux boffins, PLEASE HELP:

I'm looking for a UPnP traffic monitor, something like http://peakhourapp.com/ but for use on QNAP or Raspian. Any ideas?
Monitor network performance of capable devices: routers, WiFi, NAS , servers and more. Help troubleshoot slow downloads, poor voice/video call quality. Keep an close eye on your usage; set up alerts to warn if you're exceeding your quota. Compatible with most SNMP and UPnP -enabled network ...
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Thanks. Was hoping for something less fiddly, tho.
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100% ACK.
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Anyone need a Creative DDTS-100 5.1/6.1/7.1 decoder? Does DTS®-ES, Dolby Digital EX, Dolby Pro Logic 2 & DTS Neo:6.

The auction is running for the next 10 days, EU-wide delivery.

BUY MY SHIT
Creative Digital Decoder DDTS-100 (5.1, 6.1, 7.1) in TV, Video & Audio, Heim-Audio & HiFi, Verstärker & Vorverstärker | eBay
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Indeed they are! It's just that I don't need mine anymore.
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Again‽ Aw man, it'll never stop.
Movie industry lobbyists at the MPAA are trying to resurrect SOPA-style web censorship via a back door. Let's defeat online censorship again. Tell the MPAA to kill the #ZombieSOPA. https://takeaction.withgoogle.com/g-stop-mpaa
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“Your trivial-seeming self tracking app is part of something much bigger. It’s part of a new stage in the scientific method, another tool in the kit. It’s not the only thing going on, but it’s part of that evolutionary process.”

Damn right!
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I can't <3 this enough.
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Falls noch jemand einen günstigen und nahezu unbenutzten Studio Neat Cosmonaut Stylus für Touch-Geräte braucht, die Auktion läuft noch 2h und keine Sau bietet.  :|

http://www.ebay.de/itm/321672070310?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1586.l2649
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Verkaufe einen Studio Neat Cosmonaut Stylus für Touchscreens. Geöffnet, aber unbenutzt.

#buymyshit
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Studio Neat Cosmonaut Stylus für Touch-Geräte (schwarz, mit Kirschholz-Endkappe) in Computer, Tablets & Netzwerk, iPad, Tablet & eBook Zubehör, Stifte | eBay
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Immer mehr Gülle aus Megaställen landet auf den Feldern - und damit im Grundwasser. Agrarminister Christian Schmidt verhandelt mit den Bundesländern über Gegenmaßnahmen. Doch die Agrarindustrie läuft Sturm gegen strenge Regeln. Jetzt müssen wir für unser Wasser und gegen Tierfabriken streiten.

Ich habe gerade einen Appell an Bundesregierung und Länder unterschrieben. Mitzeichnen!
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Megaställe vergiften das Wasser. Doch die Agrarlobby verhindert strenge Regeln. Jetzt für sauberes Wasser unterzeichnen!
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I've ported a few of my favourite Sublime Text 2 & 3 themes to Atom, Github's editor.  All of them are easy on the eyes, that's all I can say.  :)

You'll find them @ https://atom.io/users/carlo

#github   #atom   #editor   #theme  
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Nice! But I just cannot get myself to move from sumblime to atom, it was sooooo slow the last time I tried it.
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Blogpost, w00! "Ich bin Transhumanist"

War eigentlich ein Gastbeitrag für 'n befreundetes Blog, aber daraus wurde nix.
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Good app, worth the IAP price.
Verwalte deine Ausgaben direkt auf dem Smartphone. Behalte deine Finanzen p...
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Occupation
Freelance Software Developer
Employment
  • the internets
    Freelance Software Developer, 2009 - present
  • foto-bundesliga
    Co-Founder, Senior Swiss Army Knife, 2011 - 2013
  • Yahoo!
    Technical Lead, Market Engineering Europe, 2005 - 2008
  • ProSiebenSat.1
    System Developer, 2001 - 2005
  • Knürr AG
    Web Developer, 1998 - 2001
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München
Previously
Sachsen-Anhalt
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I'm internetting at you *right now*.
Introduction
I build doodads & whatsits for them internets and OS X.
Bragging rights
In June 1985, I invented breathing. (Look it up.)
Education
  • Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
    PhD in Applied Telekinesis, 1980 - 1989
  • Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
    Master in Exceptional Facial Hair Growth, 1987 - 1989
  • Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
    Braiding 101, 1986 - 1987
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Reed Funkenstein, Sol-Terrasa Carlo Bork-Bork Zottmann dam Saxony-Anhalt
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Ich war gestern im Vits beim Kaffeeseminar "Brühkaffee". Großartiger Abend! Danke an Wolf, der uns sehr unterhaltsam und geduldig alles erklärt und gezeigt hat—angefangen bei der Chemex, über die V60, die Aeropress, den Clever Dripper bis hin zur Kalita Wave. Und das Rösten hat er uns auch vorgeführt. Lieblingslokal! ♥
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Quality: ExcellentAppeal: ExcellentService: Excellent
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Decent coffee made by friendly people. I went there because I had heard they made a mean cup of joe, and I wasn't disappointed. I asked for a quick bout of knowledge and got a quick and casual introduction to the Hario V60 dripper. Plus, I ended up with a ridiculously tasty coffee to boot. Thanks, Jono! :)
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Sehr gute Ergonomie-Beratung, bei der—zumindest bei meiner Suche nach einem elektrisch höhenverstellbaren Schreibtisch—nicht nur die Frage "Was möchten Sie?", sondern auch "Warum möchten Sie genau das?" gestellt wurde. Daraus ergab sich dann eine sehr interessante Diskussion, an deren Ende dann mein neuer, manuell höhenverstellbarer Schreibtisch stand. Ich habe mittlerweile mehrere Möbel hier gekauft, und kann das Studio Muckenthaler uneingeschränkt empfehlen.
Quality: ExcellentAppeal: ExcellentService: Excellent
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Nettes kleines Café, ich bin gern dort. Unglaublich gute Kuchen! Und Kaffee können sie auch machen. Mittag gibts zwei Arten Quiche, die auch sehr gut und bezahlbar sind.
Quality: ExcellentAppeal: GoodService: Very Good
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