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This really is spot on!
 
25 Of The Best 'If Fox News Had Been Around Back Then' Memes (IMAGES) 
Can you imagine how Fox News would have covered certain events in U.S. history? Here's a hilarious but also accurate image montage
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I was talking to a few people about the new "Texas Textbooks" & their recolorization of history
New Texas history textbooks soft-pedal the cause of the Civil War: “It’s about states’ rights”
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Ok, warning now. Nerd Boner alert....

BattleBots is BACK!!!

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I think this might call for a Sunday Night Battlebot Viewing Party!
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Good article!
Don't have time to keep track of the Affordable Care Act ruling at the Supreme Court? We break it down to the basics.
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Beautifully, eloquently stated!
A commentary by KVUE anchor Tyler Sieswerda regarding the Supreme Court's ruling allowing same-sex marriage across the country.
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So, since this happened today:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/26/supreme-court-gay-marriage_n_7470036.html?ncid=edlinkushpmg00000008

And if anyone remembers this asshole, from earlier in the week:

http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/brint/texas_pastor_says_hell_self_himself_on_fire_in_protest_of_equality

So I took all of 22 seconds, found piece of shits Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/rick.scarborough.186

And sent the following message to Rickie S:

Hey "preacher", send me your mailing address so I can send you a prepaid gas card in order for you to make good on your word.

Just trying to help out.
WASHINGTON -- The U.S. Supreme Court ruled 5-4 on Friday that it is legal for all Americans, no matter their gender or sexual orientation, to marry the people they love. The decision is a historic
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3 Things I Know:

1. People are simultaneously capable of great good & unspeakable evil.
2. Try as we may, there's truly little you can do to reinvent the wheel.
3. Nickelback NEVER wrote a good song. 
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In honor of Marriage Equality ruling today, and my being a legal wedding officiant in the state of Texas, through the end of the year, I well perform the ceremony of any LGBT couple for free to honor this momentous occasion.

Congratulations LGBT community. I'm very happy for each and everyone of you today.
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Capt. Spastic... To know him is to likely be fairly irritated and annoyed, but occasionally bemused.

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    1977 - 1980
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Very good food. Excellent staff.
Public - 2 months ago
reviewed 2 months ago
From all the reviews, I GUESS this is good Italian food... for Leander. If you are a marinara fan, you'll like this place. They put heavy marinara sauce on pretty much everything. Food is unimpressive & bland for Italian food. It was too much trouble to substitute a Cesar salad for a house salad on the lunch special. Nice looking place & ambiance is good, but food misses the mark. Had better Italian food from Fazoli's.
Public - 6 months ago
reviewed 6 months ago
One of the worst airports period. Way too small bathrooms for the 21st Century.
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
Worst food, salsa & margarita's I've ever had. Beans tasted like they came from a can. FROZEN margarita was watery & tasteless. You're better off going to Taco Bueno than this disaster.
Food: Poor - FairDecor: GoodService: Good
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
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Great margaritas, good food, attentive wait staff. All around great value. Nothing not to like about this place.
Food: ExcellentDecor: Very GoodService: Excellent
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
After hearing raves about Ted's, I couldn't wait to try it. Only to get there and find out they do not serve margarita's. Being from Texas, where we take our Mexican food & Margarita's seriously, a Mexican restaurant that doesn't serve margarita's cannot be taken seriously. When Ted's gets with the program, I might go back and give them a try. No margaritas = No love for Ted's.
Food: GoodDecor: Very GoodService: Poor - Fair
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
Overall, not bad. One huge drawback is their Internet. If you're here for business , better bring your own Internet.
Quality: Very GoodFacilities: GoodService: Very Good
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago