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Candace Morris
Works at Prowess Consulting
Attended Yucca Elementary
Lives in Seattle, WA
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Technical Writer for Prowess Consulting
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Writing, Editing, Project Managment
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  • Prowess Consulting
    Technical Writer, 2014 - present
  • Prowess Consulting
    MPSC Event Coordinator, 2010 - 2012
  • Rainier Christian Schools
    English Teacher, 2003 - 2006
  • CBRE | Melody
    Client Services Coordinator, 2006 - 2009
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Seattle, WA
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Lancaster, CA - Palmdale, CA - Lancaster, CA - Pensacola, FL - Redding, CA - Renton, WA - Seattle, WA
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one cheeky broad with one cheeky baby
Education
  • Yucca Elementary
  • Desert Christian Jr. & Sr. High
  • Pensacola Christian College
  • Simpson University
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These are the things you need to know
Saint Theresa newly adorns my green room. I'm in love with a new muscle T-shirt I found second-hand. I showed them to her last week when she stopped by in between appointments. She was excited, as always, about these things. She showed me a new essential oi...
Saint Theresa newly adorns my green room. I'm in love with a new muscle T-shirt I found second-hand. I showed them to her last week when she stopped by in between appointments. She was excited, as always, about these things. ...
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Musings of a Mum: A letter to Bowie upon completion of her 3rd year of life
Dear Bowie, Your 3rd birthday last week also marks for me the 3rd anniversary of motherhood. So much of that time was spent keeping you physically alive and thriving, and now we are shifting to more behavioral education. It's fascinating, confusing, satisfy...
Dear Bowie, Your 3rd birthday last week also marks for me the 3rd anniversary of motherhood. So much of that time was spent keeping you physically alive and thriving, and now we are shifting to more behavioral education. It'...
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So well said!
 
Imagine trying to create a map of your house while confined to only the living room. You might peek through the doors into other rooms or look for light spilling in through the windows. But, in the end, the walls and lack of visibility would largely prevent you from seeing the big picture.

The job of mapping our own Milky Way galaxy from planet Earth, situated about two-thirds of the way out from the galaxy's center, is similarly difficult. Clouds of dust permeate the Milky Way, blocking our view of the galaxy's stars. Today, researchers have a suitable map of our galaxy's spiral structure, but, like early explorers charting new territory, they continue to patiently and meticulously fill in the blanks.

Learn more: http://go.nasa.gov/1M7FjZg
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Who is this kid and what has she done with my baby?
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You would have been 65 today
I attended your last birthday party. I smelled the sulfuric remnant from the last candle you ever blew out. The end was near, we all knew it; we all wanted it by then: Your daughter, your then-husband, your friend who brought cake, me. You didn't want the f...
I attended your last birthday party. I smelled the sulfuric remnant from the last candle you ever blew out. The end was near, we all knew it; we all wanted it by then: Your daughter, your then-husband, your friend who brought...
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+Teresa Whitney, remember that sound?!!!
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I ogled those videos for 30 min!!! I miss baby Clara! I miss baby Bowie! No
more babies for me though...
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Bowie Andromeda, 3 years old
At 10:17 pm, my Bowie Andromeda will have successfully completed her 3rd cycle around the star we call Sol on this pale blue dot we call home.  Happy Birthday, chicken. I could spend a lifetime trying to write about you, me, and this mother daughter thing w...
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Posted this on FB today. Re-posting here for +Joel Morris' sake.

Bienvenidos a la "threenager." Some mornings, it's nothing but solid gold relief to drop her off at school.
B: "NO! I want daddy!"
Me: "Daddy's at work. You miss him, me too. Please don't yell at me."
B" "DON'T YELL AT ME!"
C: "I didn't yell at you. I'm sorry if it sounded like it. Let's go eat breakfast. Would you like some watermelon?"
B: "NO! I DON'T want watermelon."
C: "Toast?"
B: "Yes. Toast."
Five minutes later.
C: Please come sit down at your table, your toast is ready.
B: From her room, "I don't want toast!" 
C: That is what you chose. Did you change your mind? I have eggs too?
B: "Yes! Eggs. I changed my mind. With a tortilla. But Mommy, DON'T FOLD IT LIKE THAT!" 
C: "You want a taco?"
B: "No! I want a burrito. But open. Mom, can I have some watermelon please?"
Five minutes later.
C: Bowie, if you get up from your chair again, you are telling me you are finished with breakfast. Are you finished?
B: "NO!"
5 minutes later
C: Bowie, remember when I told you that if you continued to get up from your chair that bfast would be over?"
B: "Don't take my breakfast!!!"
Take her plate to the sink. Commence meltdown 1. 
Five minutes later
C: It's time to get dressed.
B: I don't want those blue shoes.
C: Okay, you can wear the blue shoes or the pink shoes.
B: The blue shoes. But I don't want those socks! They are too twisted.
C: Okay, let me untwist them for you. Let's put your shoes on now.
B: No! The blue shoes are too tight.
C: Yes, they are new and maybe uncomfortable. Do you want to change shoes?
B: NO! I want these blue shoes.
Five minutes later
B: These shoes feel funny! 
C: Want to put different shoes on?
B: No! I want these shoes.
Five minutes later
C: Bowie, if you put your foot on the sink again, you'll loose the privilege of standing on the counter and looking in the mirror to brush your teeth.
Five minutes later.
C: Oh I see you have decided not to listen. That's okay, but now it means it's time to get down from the sink.
Commence meltdown #2.
B: Momma, maybe I can try again tomorrow.
C: Absolutely. 
Five minutes later
C: Bowie, it's time to get into your car seat. I can put you in or you can do it yourself.
B: NO! I can do it. I miss daddy! I want my breakfast! My shoes are too tight.
C: Oh honey, you are having a hard morning. It's hard to be three, your brain is growing so fast. I hope your day gets better from here.
B: Crying. Crying.Crying.
5 seconds later, in the happiest voice:
B: Momma! Greta is coming over today!
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Ha!  You'll discover that you'll have much less tolerance with the second.
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Interrogating talent.
In a daze I sat doodling. Misery and angst boiling my blood. I could't write, I couldn't think. Just doodle. Who told us what we are good at? Who told us what we are bad at? Who told us we are what we are? Talents, skills, limits, desires. Like a resume of ...
In a daze I sat doodling. Misery and angst boiling my blood. I could't write, I couldn't think. Just doodle. Who told us what we are good at? Who told us what we are bad at? Who told us we are what we are? Talents, skills, li...
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What does an elephant say?
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yea like that.
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Weekenders: Oregon Coast Edition
Joel and I have long housed a prejudice against the state of Oregon. Not only did it make for an extremely long drive between Redding, California (where we attended college) and Seattle, Washington (where Joel lived), but seriously...Oregon has the worst dr...
Joel and I have long housed a prejudice against the state of Oregon. Not only did it make for an extremely long drive between Redding, California (where we attended college) and Seattle, Washington (where Joel lived), but ser...
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Nice.  And in a year or two you will be hearing her ask life's most important question. Are we there yet?
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