I was born with the lyrics to all Dire Straits songs in my head.
I was so ugly as a child I wasn't allowed to play in sand pits because big cats used to try to cover me up.
My teeth were so big as a kid the tooth fairy had to leave me IOU's.
It took me 18 years for my body to grow into my head size... I once wore the same jumper for an entire week because I couldn't get it off.
If there's 50/50 choice to be paid I'll get it wrong most of the time, however I count myself to be very lucky.
I can bluff very well at poker but I can't lie convincingly.
For the last year I've averaged 1.5 parking tickets per month.
I only joined the gym to get free city centre parking.
I like corn on the cob but I can't stand sweet corn from a tin.
1986 is still the best year of my life so far.
Throwing a Frisbee is only thing I do better with my left hand than my right hand.
I used to hate spotting grey hairs... now I pretty much just want them to stay - whatever colour they are... apart from ginger ones obviously.
I have to shave more often than Homer Simpson to stay clean shaven.
Give me a problem and I'll solve it.
If you ask me for help and I can, I generally will unless I don't like you for good reason.
I'm scared of not being able to do something so I constantly find myself doing things I'm scared of so I'm not scared anymore.
I think I've realized what's important to me in life... It only took 34 years.
I don't take life too seriously since I realized you never get out alive.
I like the saying, 'Be yourself, everyone else are taken'.
A small part of me still wants to be Ferris Bueller.