I honestly think that the Liberal Party should put Morrison and Brandis on the front line right away. I want to see whether those two can ensure the Liberal Party is unelectable for multiple generations.
In Today's Australian Political News, after our religious Prime Minister tore down the Science Ministry, the newly appointed head of the national research body (CSIRO) has a primary interest in... water dowsing.
In Today's Australian Political News, the Federal Government diverts medical research funding, demanding an investigation to find some way that renewable energy is bad for you, or ideally causes cancer. Today's target are those Wind Farms that the treasurer hates the look of when he's being driven to Canberra.
In Today's Australian Political News, the Prime Minister describes a campaign to suggest to parents that girls should be allowed to play with toy cars as "political correctness gone wild" claiming that "girls should be allowed to be girls".
In Today's Australian Political Corruption Watch, the PM Tony Abbott urges police to demand jail time for the student who revealed he had concealed a $60,000 gift to his daughter from a political supporter while also approving the Tourism Minister having his department provide a bunch of free advertising to a restaurant owned by that minister.
It's really no wonder he's so firmly opposed to a national corruption investigation.