That? That little kitten-sound is what you call a sneeze? No, that's not a proper sneeze. A sneeze is a series, anywhere from six to eight (And sometimes ten!) full-throated, scare-the-cat and wake the neighbors echoing acknowledgments of life and denials of death, a sudden warning to Valhalla that you'll eventually arrive and assume your rightful position as it's ruler.
Don't tarnish the good name of sneezing with that pitiful mewling.