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Why do people hate him so much in this role?
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+Kasandra Griggs Well he's got a second chance to makes things right for Marvel.'s DeadPool film.
But for another Green Lantern 
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Yeah, I understand that you like Rap.  
But you should try listening to MUSIC sometime, too.
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When you can do nothing else? 
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I did so much yesterday I think I broke me.
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Yeah, but if we SAY she's appealing, she'll sue our asses!
 
Ellen Pao will appeal gender discrimination verdict http://tnw.me/B0R4TQO
Ellen Pao will appeal the verdict in her sex discrimination case against former employer Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers, Business Insider has reported. There's no indication ...
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Haaaaa!
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Denying an opportunity based on race is racist, denying an opportunity based on gender is sexist.

Discuss.
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+Brian Salter Don't forget the scissors....
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In Kanada they do "ooot-sourcing".
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...and in Scotland it's oot sourcing.

What do the Chinese and Indians do when they want to out source?
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Wait, you couldn't handle being alone, or you didn't know how to masturbate adequately, so now I have to deal with your misbegotten offspring?  

#FUGDAT
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 There's a kid outside, not very far away.  He's pretty young, and VERY vocal.  I'm pretty sure I didn't have anything to do with his conception, but at this moment I'm sorry it happened.  It's made me think that maybe we shouldn't be quite so forgiving of kids in general...
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"Well, this years Olympic Farting event is off to an exciting start..."
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I was extra-non-naughty today. Now I just feel dirty, but in a clean way.

Yuck.
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I just passed "Project Management for Bean-Counters and Sociopaths".

I found the title to be redundant.
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First laugh  of the morning....thank you!!!!
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They're fruitists... only supporting raspberry pi...
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A single tilde is the difference between advertising for a senior programmer, or one who speaks Spanish.

Do you si what I mean?
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See señor.
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Glendale, CA - Colorado Springs, CO - Sealevel NC - Duluth MN - Sumter SC - Phoenix AZ - Omaha NE - San Antonio TX - Biloxi MS
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Super Coder, strange visitor from another planet that was bitten by a radioactive spider right before being bombarded by gamma rays...
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A total geek, even an ubergeek.  A kid from Sealevel who went on to be...a kid from Sealevel, but older.  Heavier.  With a great kid and a wonderful, amazing wife.

And yes, I've been crankin' code since before you were sperm, kiddo.
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Worked on satellites, a submarine, the International Space Station, missiles, tanks, helicopters, a robot, etc...
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Mostly software, some hardware, and very little reality. Need some Ada or Python done? If it's a challenge, I'm ready!
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