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You know, if you think about it Superman would have grown up on this planet, having never done anything that would have been a strain. In other words, an accurate portrayal of Superman (At best) would be a 98-pound weakling. But since he probably wouldn't be able to easily burn the calories he would gain from the sun, he might also be fat.

Here's your realistic Superman. Enjoy!
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Shrink: "What does the pessimist in you say?"
Patient: "We're all going to die. Horribly."
Shrink: "And what does the optimist in you say?"
Patient: "That I have time to butcher you, first."
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The real reason Trump doesn't like Hillary?

Penis envy.
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I like having my Witzelsucht.

Yes, a bad pun in response to this. What did you expect?
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You know... Thanks to your comment, my mind went straight to the gutter. Lol! 
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Okay, this goes on my must-see list!
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I'll sell you a really good banana joke for a Dole-r.
(One good way to Chiquita you out of a dollar.)
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Just reached the "fuck this, I want ice-cream!" diet stage.

Ten minutes, a new record!
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Hmmm, both the new Star Trek series and the new Rocketeer movie are rumored to have a black female lead.

Some wheels are squeakier than others, I guess.
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At least they've let everyone know it'll be terrible ahead of time.
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Sure, they're a nice enough family, but I wasn't planning to pay more than $350,000.

<From Zillow>
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So what is an "owner" in this case...
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The official sound-effect of the 2016 election.
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This year's election will be the first one where everybody gets what they want.

Assuming they want disappointment.
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Vote for Hillary.
Of all the candidates,
she sucks the least.
And he should know.
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+Brian Salter I'm voting my conscience 
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Super Coder, strange visitor from another planet that was bitten by a radioactive spider right before being bombarded by gamma rays...
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A total geek, even an ubergeek.  A kid from Sealevel who went on to be...a kid from Sealevel, but older.  Heavier.  With a great kid and a wonderful, amazing wife.

And yes, I've been crankin' code since before you were sperm, kiddo.
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Worked on satellites, a submarine, the International Space Station, missiles, tanks, helicopters, a robot, etc...
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Mostly software, some hardware, and very little reality. Need some Ada or Python done? If it's a challenge, I'm ready!
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