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Brian Paone
Attends to the whims of his wife, Molly Paone
Lives in a constant state of near-discovery
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Content on this page for all of 2016 will consist of nothing but step-by-step instructions on how to do things.

Why? Simple. The world needs more people writing instruction manuals and less people writing empty sarcastic bullshit.
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Come to FUNKANIC'S GAMES!
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This Pokéthing might be getting a little out of hand.
MMA fighter Michael 'Venom' Page donned Pokemon gear and rolled a Poke Ball at his defeated opponent in the ring on Saturday, proving that he wants to be the very best like no one ever was.
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This is kinda funny, TBH.
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I'm surprised it took a week to think of this. We're slackin' at bein' lazy.

(Side thought: AR drone PvP game? I'd play it. Someone smarter than me make that pls.)
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Some museums are making headlines by resisting the Pokemon GO craze. What isn't reported as widely? Some museums are embracing it as a means of getting people in the door.

I've actually been to the +American Museum of Science and Energy multiple times. Looks like I've got another reason to go back. Gotta catch 'em all.
 
With 3 Pokestops located at the museum, we've been overrun by Pokemon. #PokemonGO
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Just don't destroy the museum
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HOW TO VACATION PAONE STYLE

1) Make meticulous plans with your grandmother to spend a day at an arboretum.

2) Have everything go smoothly until the day of the event.

3) Have the car spaz out on the way and be forced to turn back. :-p

Sorry Nana. I'll make it up to you. Now on to the mechanic, physics willing...
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Everyone always does. :-p
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All right, time to get my WoW on.
Warcraft's popularity continues to soar as the fantasy video game now has its own beer released by Chinese brewery Tsingtao in special edition cans.
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wait for legion :)
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Some Pokétips for you.
Tracking nearby Pokémon is one of the most difficult and confusing aspects of Pokémon GO, but there is actual logic to the system, and it can work for you if you follow just a few relatively simple steps.
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Not sure how there are so many articles about people finally figuring out the tracker, it was simple
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...it's every bit as bad as the review makes it sound. Avoid, even if you're a hardcore Ghostbusters fan.
 
In our review of the new Ghostbusters game, we offer one suggestion: Call somebody else http://buff.ly/2a4ydNe
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Hey! I CALLED it! Lol
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HOW TO CREATE THE BEST TROLLING GAME OF ALL TIME

1) See Pokemon GO?

2) Right, now, remember Grand Theft Auto?

3) Put the two together so I can steal police cars, beat hookers and rob people in augmented reality.

4) Grab some popcorn as hilarious butthurt ensues.

5) Thank me with 10% of the revenue from in-app purchases.
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Team Rocket is at it again, I see.
Four teens are suspects in multiple armed robberies after using the app to lure victims.
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HOW TO DIE LIKE A CHAMP

1) Get sucked into the Great Attractor.

Via +Ryan Toxopeus 
 
Hundreds of hidden nearby galaxies have been studied for the first time, shedding light on a mysterious gravitational anomaly dubbed the Great Attractor, which appears to be drawing the Milky Way and hundreds of thousands of other galaxies towards it...
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"Yo momma so fat, she makes the Great Attractor look like a weak magnet!"
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Infected Mushroom - Psycho [HD] - YouTube
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The Glitch Mob - Our Demons (Feat. Aja Volkman) [HD] - YouTube
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Wipeout 3 OST #05 Auricom - YouTube
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Auricom - DJ Sasha 5th song of the Wipeout 3 soundtrack note: i do not own Wipeout 3, or any of its makers.

SWTOR - [Musicvideo] M.C. Chris Fett's Vette - YouTube
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A fanmade musicvideo to the 'Fett's Vette' of M.C. Chris by yayde and seven stuck @T3-M4 EU. German Progress Dancing Guild xD All pictures a

You're Gonna Go Far, Kid - Fairy Tail AMV.wmv - YouTube
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Anime: Fairy Tail Artist: The Offspring Song: You're Gonna Go Far, Kid I am aware that for some reason I rendered it to have HQ but it didn'

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incubus - stellar (with lyrics) - YouTube
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i do not own the song i am advertizing it. song: Stellar artist: incubus album: make yourself

The Simpsons Meets Metal - YouTube
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Hey guys! So another one that recently just blew up my inbox. Sad to say we lost another great mind, RIP Sam Simon. As many of you may or ma

Danger Zone Meets Metal
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Hey guys, So I've been seeing this one for a very long time. I grew up on Kenny Loggins (from the parentals) and this song is just so iconic

Batman Beyond Meets Metal
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Hey guys! So I have been watching some old school cartoons lately and just had to give a shot at making a full version of this one (and also

Chemical Plant Zone from Sonic 2 Meets Metal
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Hey guys! Sorry no video last week, I attend the NAMM show every year to snoop around and play a little bit :) But I'm back! I've been seein

Black Lagoon AMV - Nine thou
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Conseil : lire en 480p et en "Développer " Après celui de Death Note, voici mon 2ème AMV sur Black Lagoon avec une musique de Styles of Beyo

Tokyo Ghoul (Unravel) Meets Metal
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Hey guys! So sorry for the double upload. There was a little flaw earlier that was driving me bananas haha. It's anime time again! This tune

D.I.M. - Is You (Le Castle Vania Remix) [HD - 320kbps]
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Guests in town, so I won't be on much until Tuesdays. Then we rock the new command ships and map! Mar 27. catsi563. Catsi here nao =^_^= Mar

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Had to sit in the drivethru 10 minutes despite one customer ahead of me. Ordered a root beer due to a caffeine allergy; was provided Dr. Pepper instead so I had to drive back. The customer service inside the store was Godawful - even worse than bad. The only reason I gave one star is because I could give no less. Avoid this place like the plague. There's far better service all around this disaster zone. -bp
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There are very few places in East Tennessee where one can be educated and entertained at the same time. This is one of those places.
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