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Brian Klems
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I'm a writer, editor, blogger and dad.
I'm a writer, editor, blogger and dad.

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A Letter to Every Frustrated Parent <br />(From the Future)
Dear Past Brian, Hey handsome! It’s me -- well, I mean it’s you , but from 25 years in the future. That’s right. I’m sitting here on my hoverchair, typing this letter on my iPad 13 (though it looks like a piece of paper and you can fold it up and carry it i...

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The Symphony of {Sniffs}
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are many annoying sounds in this world—road construction at 7 in the morning,
most cell phone ringtones, Caillou—but none compare with the Symphony of {sniffs}
that overtakes our house every winter during flu season. The Symphony of {sniffs}
makes me ...

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The Bite Report (A Daily Rundown from a 2-Year-Old)
As parents we send our kids off to many places—school, summer camp, grandma’s candy-filled house—where things happen. I mean, things happen everywhere, right? Or so, as parents, we would believe. Clearly this is faulty logic on our part, though, because when my kids return home from nearly anywhere and I ask, “What did you do today?” the answer is always “Nothing.” Except for my youngest, who delivers The Bite Report.

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Hey kids, have I ever told you the story of how I met your mother? It's not the kind of fairytale you'd find in a Disney movie ... but it's one that, much like the final episode of "Saved By The Bell," will always hold a special place in my heart. ‪#‎HIMYM‬

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How I Met Your Mother - The Night of the Rose
Hey kids, have I ever told you the story of how I met your
mother? It's not the kind of fairytale you'd find in a Disney movie (and I
would know because we own all of them). There's no a prince or a
princess or a witty talking crab named Sebastian (though, ...

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How The 100th Day of School Aged My Daughter 94 Years
Today is my wife’s birthday, which means, if my arithmetic
is correct, she’s turning one year older than she turned last year. Oddly
enough, both years she turned 29. And the year before that she turned 29 too. She must use that new wave math that politicians use when creating budgets.

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Your Weekly Writing Prompt
Flex your writing muscles by writing a story based on this prompt. 

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