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Hey kids, have I ever told you the story of how I met your mother? It's not the kind of fairytale you'd find in a Disney movie ... but it's one that, much like the final episode of "Saved By The Bell," will always hold a special place in my heart. ‪#‎HIMYM‬
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How The 100th Day of School Aged My Daughter 94 Years
Today is my wife’s birthday, which means, if my arithmetic
is correct, she’s turning one year older than she turned last year. Oddly
enough, both years she turned 29. And the year before that she turned 29 too. She must use that new wave math that politicians use when creating budgets.
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Call for Submissions: What Makes Your Writing Group Work?
In a writing group? We need your help. See below.
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Should You Thank Your Wife for Heating up a Frozen Pizza?
Should you thank your wife for heating up frozen pizza for dinner? This was a hot topic at my house on a recent Friday night. Most evenings we’re like any other family when it comes to preparing dinner, making seven-course meals with mostly fresh fruits and...
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I can't believe that I've never heard of him . . . as a small world thing, I've been teaching writing online for Writer's Digest University since February 2000.
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The Symphony of {Sniffs}
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are many annoying sounds in this world—road construction at 7 in the morning,
most cell phone ringtones, Caillou—but none compare with the Symphony of {sniffs}
that overtakes our house every winter during flu season. The Symphony of {sniffs}
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The Bite Report (A Daily Rundown from a 2-Year-Old)
As parents we send our kids off to many places—school, summer camp, grandma’s candy-filled house—where things happen. I mean, things happen everywhere, right? Or so, as parents, we would believe. Clearly this is faulty logic on our part, though, because when my kids return home from nearly anywhere and I ask, “What did you do today?” the answer is always “Nothing.” Except for my youngest, who delivers The Bite Report.
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How I Met Your Mother - The Night of the Rose
Hey kids, have I ever told you the story of how I met your
mother? It's not the kind of fairytale you'd find in a Disney movie (and I
would know because we own all of them). There's no a prince or a
princess or a witty talking crab named Sebastian (though, ...
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Your Weekly Writing Prompt
Flex your writing muscles by writing a story based on this prompt. 
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Super Bowl Games for Young Kids: The Candy Bowl
Watching the Super Bowl with young kids is nearly impossible. There's yelling and screaming, and that's just from your wife who is trying to get the kids to stop standing on the coffee table. 1 . You miss the best plays of the game because you're cleaning u...
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10 Things You Need to Do at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom
Going to Disney World is a right of passage that many
families go through. It’s a place where your dreams come true—if your dreams include having your photo taken with Rapunzel and spending $14 on a box of four tiny chicken nuggets. It’s also the happiest p...
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