Dear Brian, I know exactly how you feel!!! LOL!!! Years ago, when my son was about 9-10 years old, he presented me with a Mother's Day gift in the form of a coffee mug illustrated on the side of the mug with a nicely dressed lady (in a three piece suit), holding a baby in one arm while she carried a briefcase in the other hand, and her shoes had been replaced with roller skates. I questioned my son about how he viewed me (I was an executive secretary, and I did carry a briefcase to work, and my usual work attire were suits), and his reply was he questioned me about when he could expect to get a baby brother? LOL!!! Thank goodness the coffee mug did not end up at his school, but I did enjoy yours!