"What is your issue?"
""90% dropped packets"
"Is that a program?"
..5 minutes later...
"Are you connected to the modem"
"Yes, direct to the modem"
"Do you have another router connected?"
"No, direct to the modem"
"Are you connected wirelessly?"
"No, direct to the modem with a cable"
...5 minutes later...
"Sir, what kind of system do you have?"
"I'm not familiar with that brand, is that Windows."
"No, it is Linux or Ubuntu"
"I haven't heard of that computer before. Is it Windows 7 or Windows 8?"
"It is not Windows"
"Can you spell that for me?"
"L I N U X"
...10 minutes later...
"It looks like you have an issue with your modem. We will have to send you a new one. ... We will be sending you a text message by email with the tracking information..."
5 minutes worth of information took 45 minutes to converse.
- Applied Materialspresent
- Lockheed Martin
- BAE Systems
Report: Google's Finalizing a $1 Billion Investment in SpaceX Internet
It looks like Google is going to throw a ten-figure sum into Elon Musk's space internet dream. Both The Information and The Wall Street Jour
Watch The Minivan Crash Test An Expert Calls 'Among The Worst' Ever
"A person experiencing this would be lucky to ever walk normally again," said the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety's Dave Zuby in resp
An Expanding Suitcase That Goes From Carry-on To Check-in Sizes
Expanding luggage designed to accommodate your dirty clothes, souvenirs, and stolen towels at the end of a vacation are nothing new. But the
I Need This Genius Spring Smasher To Crack My Nuts
Thanksgiving is just around the corner. That means turkey, mashed potatoes, and also probably a bowl of nuts that still have the stupid shel
SR-71 Blackbird: How to fly the world's fastest plane
During the Cold War, the US Air Force operated the world's fastest air-breathing aircraft - the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. Colonel Rich Graha
Singapore Airlines upcoming termination of non-stops to US spells end to...
An important chapter in aviation history and Singapore Airlines' strategy for the North America market comes to an end over the next two mon
Did boy, 16, hitch ride from California to Hawaii in plane's landing gear?
A boy apparently traveled from San Jose, California, to Maui, Hawaii, in the landing gear wheel well of a Boeing 767
USA TODAY: Latest World and US News - USATODAY.com
The Nation's Newspaper provides you with up-to-date coverage of US and international news, weather, entertainment, finance, and more.
Volkswagen employees say 'no' to United Auto Workers in Tennessee
Union organizers in the South suffered a blow Friday when workers at the Volkswagen plant in Chattanooga, Tennessee, voted against joining U
Target Says Data for 40 Million Shoppers Was Stolen
The retailer said criminals had access to customers' credit card and debit card information from Nov. 27, ahead of one of the year's busiest
PicoBrew Zymatic: Automatic Beer Brewing Appliance
The simplest way to brew high-quality all-grain beer!
A computerized beer machine takes the legwork out of home-brewing
The PicoBrew Zymatic, a project posted to Kickstarter Monday, automates home-brewing from beginning to end.
Man's gut fermented food into alcohol, making him drunk, case study finds
Most beer guts are the result of consuming fermented brew, but a new case study describes a rare syndrome that had one man's gut fermenting
FreeNAS to Ubuntu: Initial Fileserver Setup with ZFS
Background: I have always loved FreeNAS. It was one of the first servers I ever set up, back in the day in my parent's basement. It was runn