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Get it here: http://oxhorn.it/rabbit-air All right, so this is my new Rabbit Air Filter. The thing that’s cool about is it’s got this auto mode. There’s a sensor on the side right there and that is supposed to be able to detect the level of foreign…
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How to Smoke a Cigar: http://www.scotchandsmokerings.com/how-to-smoke-a-cigar/

How to Smoke a Cigar – Transcript Hello there, ladies and gentleman. This is your neighborhood friendly Oxhorn and today I’m going to show you how to smoke a cigar. Many of the viewers of my program are frequently asking me the proper way to smoke a cigar…
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What happens when my beard goes gray? Your answers here: http://www.growabeardnow.com/why-beards-gray/

There is nothing to fear about a gray beard. Sure, there are all sorts of beard dyes out there, but gray beards are a mark of dignity and wisdom. Think about how many gray beards you admire. Gandalf, Santa–heck, even The Most Interesting Man in the World…
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How to Comb A Beard--with fancy gifs! http://www.growabeardnow.com/comb-beard/

Ok sure. Combing is easy. Who would need a guide? And yet here you are, my friend, and I congratulate you. After reading this guide, you will comb beards better than 99% of all bearded fellows on earth. Embrace your destiny! Simple things can often be…
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Essential Oils - A Comprehensive Guide

[creativ_alertbox icon=”warning-sign” colour=”red” custom_colour=””]WARNING: While most essential oils are safe for most people, some essential oils are unsafe for pregnant women, and others can cause skin irritation and other serious side effects. Please…
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How to Use a Sweater Stone: http://www.scotchandsmokerings.com/how-to-use-a-sweater-stone/

I purchased a new sweater stone through the mail and it arrived today. I showed it to my wife and she said, “What’s a sweater stone?” I figured there must  be more out there who have never heard of the thing before, so here is a short guide. A sweater…
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  Get it here: http://oxhorn.it/rabbit-air All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this…

  Get it here: http://oxhorn.it/rabbit-air All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this unboxing of the Rabbit Air Filter Unit A2 Minus A2 ultra quiet air purifier. I bought this because I’m a cigar smoker, and I needed something to filter the air in…
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Check out the amazing beards worn by the Seattle Seahawks in my new article about black beards: http://www.growabeardnow.com/african-beards/

Why African or “ethnic” beards are so special During the 20th century, African men rarely wore beards. Even with beards making a comeback today, most black men prefer the clean-shaven look. Still, black beards are on the rise, and there are some truly…
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Scotch & Smoke Rings, episode 286: http://www.scotchandsmokerings.com/286/


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How to Keep Food Out of Your Beard--a photo tutorial with crumbs in my beard: http://www.growabeardnow.com/food-in-beard/

Anyone who has a beard knows that the beard is the ultimate flavor savor. During a meal, food inexplicably finds its way into your beard. Unless you have a well-meaning dinner-mate with you who points it out, you may walk around with food in your beard…
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Someone called me a hipster, so I did some research to see if I was or not: How to tell if you're a bearded hipster

Today I was called a hipster. I’ve never thought of myself as a hipster, so I was surprised. This got me to thinking—what exactly is a hipster? Is any man with a beard a hipster, or do you need to meet other qualifications to be a hipster? Now, I’ve had…
Today I was called a hipster. I’ve never thought of myself as a hipster, so I was surprised. This got me to thinking—what exactly is a hipster? Is any man with a beard a hipster, or do you need to meet other qualifications to...
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Here is a good definition from wikipedia, "The hipster subculture typically consists of white millennials living in urban areas.The subculture has been described as a "mutating, trans-Atlantic melting pot of styles, tastes and behavior"and is broadly associated with indie and alternative music, a varied non-mainstream fashion sensibility (including vintage and thrift store-bought clothes), generally progressive political views, organic and artisanal foods, and alternative lifestyles."  Seems like you should be proud to be a hipster.
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Marketer, Film Maker, Entertainer, Personality
Employment
  • buuteeq, inc.
    Marketing Manager, 2010 - present
  • The Oxhorn Network
    Owner, 2005 - present
  • WeGame.com
    Creative Director, 2008 - 2009
  • Amazon.com
    Editor, 2007 - 2008
  • YayZee (Sabi Games)
    Community Manager, 2009 - 2010
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Seattle, WA
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San Francisco, CA - Alaska - Virginia
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YouTube World of Warcraft machinima author better known as Oxhorn. Forsooth.
Introduction

Better known as Oxhorn, I'm a beard Olympian, YouTube World of Warcraft machinima movie maker, author, web personality, singer, songwriter, movie-maker and marketer. I blog about beards--beard products, beard care, and beard grooming at GrowaBeardNow.com. During the day I work as a marketing manager, copywriter and video editor. Read my young adult swashbuckling fantasy novel here:

The Tale of Cloran Hastings

My geeky World of Warcraft music and movies:

Oxhorn Brand Movies

I started out making World of Warcraft machinima movies for YouTube known as Oxhorn Brand Movies. These are short, animated comedies and music videos. Visit oxhorn.com to learn more.

Scotch & Smoke Rings - This is my weekly live web show. Drink. Smoke. Be classy.

Be sure to show up Thursdays at 7:00 PM Pacific for my weekly live show, Scotch & Smoke Rings. There is no off-topic!

Blogging with Class

If you want to read some of Oxhorn’s thoughts and learn how to be classy like me, read my active blog, Blogging with Class where I talk about all classy topics that interest me and run the popular column, How to Be Classy.

Got a beard? Curious about growing one? Explore my website all about beards:

GROW A BEARD NOW.

If you’re looking for some swag left over from my pirate career, browse Oxhorn’s store where you can buy shirts, mugs, and all sorts of other coolness. And if one of my songs is stuck in your head, the doctor prescribes buying Oxhorn Brand Music, available on iTunes.

(Brandon’s beard, pipe, hat and suspenders are registered trademarks. Do not use them unless you want to be awesome too).

Bragging rights
60 million views on YouTube, 15,000 Facebook fans, 7,000 Twitter followers. Over 9,000 in every other area.
Education
  • University of Washington
    History, 2004 - 2007
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Baechtel Creek Inn & Spa - Willits - United States
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Read beard growing tips from prominent beardsmen. Learn what tools, products, and strategies can help enhance the look of your beard.

Manlyfesto 4 - Propaganda & Control - Blogging with Class
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For many people, when they say the word "propaganda", they really mean "evil". I counter: propaganda are ideas, & if propaganda is bad, then

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I've decided that, unless you're rich and can spare the time, reading is selfish, because by spending time now you're robbing your children

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Oxhorn's Warcraft Movies. Comes with Pie.
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Original funny machinima movies and music by Oxhorn using World of Warcraft video game art. Very, very geeky stuff here.

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What an adorable place! The home inside has all the rustic charm you'd expect from a B&B, and the pool and outdoor areas provide surprising and welcome scenic luxury. This is my go-to place when visiting Texas. Highly recommended.
Quality: ExcellentFacilities: ExcellentService: Excellent
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reviewed a year ago
They get a 1 star because a hippy bartender with no front teeth got all prima donna on me and kicked me out. Food was warm, drinks were cold--that's as positive as I can be. My friend was having his 30th birthday party here. I arrived with my brother and my electronic pipe. Now, as most know, an electronic cigarette or pipe emits harmless water vapor--no tar, no toxins, and no nicotine (I was using zero nicotine cartridges). To have health concerns over the pipe equates to having health concerns about steam. I was puffing on my handy little contraption as I walked up to order some beer. A guy with no front teeth (let's call him Toothless) stopped me. "You can't smoke that in here". Thinking he failed to notice that it was an electronic number, I explained it to him. Interrupting me, he said "I understand, but you still can't smoke that in here". Perplexed, I pressed him on why. "I don't want to have other people see your pipe and then complain to me about it," was his response. Now, I have been to many pubs with my pipe. I have never had a single person confuse my obviously fake pipe for the real deal (the light is a glowing red LED for Pete's sake). I have also never had anyone harass bartenders about me being able to smoke my electronic job and they not being able to smoke their combustible number. And I have NEVER had any bartender or wait staff ask me to not smoke my electronic pipe indoors. But Toothless did. "Look," he said, "I don't mean to be a dick, but--" "Too late", I said. I ordered a few beers and some chicken strips, put the pipe away and went back to my friends. Thirty minutes later, Toothless comes back to our table to pick up plates. "Have you reconsidered your stance on my harmless water-vapor pipe?" "No," said Toothless, "because people will think it's a real pipe." "That's fine," I said, "it's your Yelp review." "I don't give a **** about my Yelp review!" says Toothless, and off he storms. I walked up to order more beer and as I stood in line, he handed me my card and said I am no longer free to order. After I sat down, he came up and asked me to leave. I went outside and relished in my new-found glory. I was kicked out of a hipster bar in Seattle! I was feeling rather proud of myself. My brother comes outside to smoke. He wants me back inside to join the party, so he finds Toothless and tries to reason with the man, against my wishes. I wanted a permanent ban from the pup, forever. Nothing would have made me more happy than to receive an eternal ban from the place; my face hanging on the wall with the words "Do Not Serve!" Ahhh... but no. Sadly, this is not what happened. He hugged my brother. Toothless actually hugged him. COME ON. If you're going to kick someone out of a bar, be a man about it! Don't hug my family members like an insecure baby who just needs a little positive reinforcement and a pat on the head. Your a bartender for crying out loud. You should have developed thick skin by now! I have recalled this story to make a point. This is the type of bar you are about to visit. They're all about being quirky, trendy, hip, progressive, open-minded, unique and original--unless you even look like you are breaking they're smoking taboo. Then they become as ruthless, unreasonable and intolerant as a toddler who doesn't want girls in his clubhouse. So, heed the other reviews my friends, and only visit if you feel comfortable in a faux-hawk, a tight vest and a polka-dot bow-tie, with a pair of black, thick-rimmed glasses perched on your nose (regardless of whether or not you have a prescription for them.)
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Worst fast food experience of all time. Had a kid playing behind the counter around the food.
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