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Brandon Badger
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Creating "Adventures on Foot." Product Manager, NianticLabs@Google
Creating "Adventures on Foot." Product Manager, NianticLabs@Google

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"Ali Jr. was born in Philadelphia in 1972 and holds a U.S. passport."

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Sweet. Now I'm officially a card carrying member. Gets me into airport lounges and out of jail cells. 
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"In 2016 I made $717K. I didn’t put in a single hour of labor.

I vacationed in Costa Rica, Yellowstone, Hawaii (4 times!). I ate at fancy restaurants. I drove my Tesla around the streets of one of the toniest towns in the country. I retained a team of people to tend to my lawn, clean my house, and make my breakfast.

I am indebted to this great country’s police, justice system, and prison system for keeping the domestic baddies in check and to our powerful military for keeping the foreign baddies in check. Not to mention the welfare system to keep the poor from becoming hungry and restless.

And how much am I going to pay in taxes for all of these services? $32K! 4%!

Isn’t America great? And Donald Trump says he’s going to make it even greater! I can’t wait to find out what fabulous tax cuts he has in store for rich guys like me!"

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"Papers, please."

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Tragic. Another terrorist gets a gun and kills Americans. When will the terrorism stop?

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While mom is away...

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Trump says I can get paid to go protest inept GOP congressmen. That sounds like a win-win. Where do I give them my bank account info?

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2017 in a nutshell.

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We should upgrade our citizenry with immigrants, just like an NBA team upgrades its roster.

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Not necessarily saying he's better than your kid, but my kid hit a home run.
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