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I love this satirical commentary on how to manipulate using facts and data.  Apropos this election season.
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Deadly dihydrogen monoxide.
OMG! I just had some water! Im switching to soda!
I can tell you this: I'm cutting water out of our lives completely.
Safety first!
I heard water is Paul Ryan's favorite drink....
when your parents had sex, you will die ...
so sue those basterds!
Also the primary component in acid rain, and is a substantial contributor to erosion. Scary stuff. 
That would work so much better if you called it DHMO (as others have alluded to above) - that way, you could fool gullible people into petitioning for it to be banned :)
Oh, and of course once you've become addicted to the stuff, withdrawal results in certain death...
Needs more infographic.
Better watch out for dihydrogen monoxide. That stuff will kill ya.
The real concern are those hydrogen molecule and that oxygen molecule since they are both highly combustible.
Another fact: water consists mostly of Hydrogen-atoms, which is used in the processing of nuclear weapons (so called hydrogen bombs)!!

Better ban the use of water before WWIII starts!
I knew there was something wrong with it. I never drink the stuff and I only immerse in it after smearing myself with whale blubber.
20 comments and no one- NO ONE- has thought of the children, yet.
Think water is bad? Don't even get me started about hydrogen hydroxide or dihydrogen monoxide...
just bottled water is bad? Or does this apply to all water? I'm scared now... What do I drink to be safe? Beer?
+John Ellis I heard even in Beer is Water. I think this is a conspiracy!!! We should tell the CIA about this
This is a great remind of how journalism can be twisted to your advantage.. thanks for sharing.
And remember - water vapour is the primary greenhouse gas, having an effect about 3x stronger than the CO2!
+Joren Van Severen They are behind it all. People have it all mixed up for some time now. The CIA have been putting water in our fluoride for years.
they forgot that everyone who has ever had cancer has come in direct contact or drank water. 
Dihydrogen monoxide:
is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.
is fatal if inhaled.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of Styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Incredible, I just drunk water, I'm in trouble
I love it more when they call it dihydrogenmonoxide or DHMO... ;-)
It's all in your marketing approach.
And boy... we've heard it from both sides. Just wondering when both sides are going to get to the issues we care about. Economy, debt, health care, etc.
Fact 100% is more near to reality...;)
I believe that oxygen is also a drug of dependence ...
+David McDonald Yes, u r so right we are bound to death and then will be bound to alive hereafter...
Whoa....I've been drinking water before driving and while at work! Thanks for the info.
Lol thank you for the psa, we'd better spread the word!
because everybody drinks water and nobody lives forever!
Now Everybody Drink The Kool Aid
A matter of logic. How's education levels today?
Also can be used as fuel in nuclear fusion reactors after enrichment.
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