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This is awesome and hilarious.
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I love Simple.com. Best customer support ever.
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Google Wallet credit card and transaction history is pretty neat. Except the Wallet Card does not work outside US right now.
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Dumb toy.

Bruteforce a git commit hash prefix by altering the committer and author date:

$ go get github.com/bradfitz/gitbrute
$ mkdir repo
$ cd repo
$ git init
$ echo burrito > things-i-love.txt
$ git add things-i-love.txt
$ git ci -m "lo principal"
$ gitbrute --prefix=f00d
$ git show

See commit with prefix "f00d".

Code is at https://github.com/bradfitz/gitbrute/blob/master/gitbrute.go

Example commit: https://github.com/bradfitz/deadbeef

I'm sorry.
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Next step: make a virtual coin out of it.
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I'm glad other people are doing this science for me.
It started when a honeybee flew up Michael Smith’s shorts and stung him in the testicles. Smith is a graduate student at Cornell University, who studies the behaviour and evolution of honeybees. In...
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Ig Nobel Prize candidate?
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You know how in the movie "So I Married An Axe Murderer", Harriet knew the lyrics to "Only You" in many languages?

If I had more time, a fun party trick would be to memorize the lyrics to A Whole New World in more languages.

Here's German...

I'm a little disappointed that the best part ("Don't you dare close your eyes") only became "Augen auf, es kommt mehr".  But oh well.

BACK TO PRODUCTIVE THINGS....
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"Le reve bleu, c'est merveilleux"
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Homeless guy sees me fixing my motorcycle, asks a bunch of questions (I was trickle charging it from an inverter in my car), and then asks for 85 cents.

"Sorry, man, I don't have any change."
"Want some?"
"No, I'm fine, thanks."

Puts coins on my bike anyway, leaves.
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Next time just start loudly singing;

"I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I wanted to
My love, my love, my love
She keeps me warm
..."
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+Brad Whitaker is looking especially like The Dude these days.
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More like... The dude imbibes. 
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"scattering Bitcoin as far as Grand View"

(from Noe Valley's April Fool's edition of the paper....)
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+Abe Hassan, normally the Cloud migrates to Noe Valley.  Every day at 4pm, thanks to Karl the Fog.
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Envious of dude climbing tree with chainsaw.

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Sometimes G+ makes good Auto-Awesome movies. This is not one of them.

This one is Auto-WTF: a bug report for +Nick O'Neill, some pictures of a Docker party, some jewelry two friends left at my place, and more bug report.

sniffle oh, the memories.
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Awesome movie in Trash genre. I made a few recordings of appartments for sale + a few receipts. G+ made similar movie to me ;)
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I love to travel, hack on fun projects, make things, learns languages [poorly], scuba dive, {bi,motor}cycle, run, eat, drink.

Dorky stuff I've created or worked on: LiveJournal, Danga, memcached, MogileFS, Perlbal, Gearman, OpenID, PubSubHubbub, Android performance/framework, WebFinger, Go, ...
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    1994 - 2002
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