We all have the relative or friend that won’t fly
because they’re convinced they’re going to die. But, I’m not personally
worried about these things. I’m a numbers guy. If I have a moment of
brutal turbulence, I just think “what are the odds” that I’m on the one
flight that ends up in a later conspiracy theory for being hit by a
missile to distract America from the ties between big oil, Bear
Stearns, and the Bohemian Grove.