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Bourbon Cowboy
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"A drunk mans words are a sober man’s thoughts." - Steve Fergosi
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"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" - WC Fields
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"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" - WC Fields
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"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck."
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
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"I like to have a martini,Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host." - Dorothy Parker
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"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." --Bluto, Animal House
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"Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out and then bring one every 10 minutes . . ." --Thornton Mellon, Back to School
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"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer." --Al Bundy, Married with Children
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"Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity." - Sammy Davis, Jr.
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