BACK PAKERS RIP!
Roll Up Roll Up! Welcome to the Bondi Beach circus! This circus is located in Bondi Beach, Sydney, NSW, Australia! The circus is open everyday and its a free entry! What are some of the acts you ask? Well you can see many different things! Zinc man! Frisbee man! Amateur dancers! Strippers! Rope climbers! Surfers who cant surf! Everything is on display! Where is most of the action? Well lady's and gents, that would be on the southern end of the amazing circus! Whats the name you ask? Well easy! BACK PACKERS RIP! Why is it called this? Well lots of back packer hostels are near this end of the beach, meaning the slack half drunk, half delusional, half can't read signs, half cant be bothered tourists! And that's one reason how it gets its name! Another is it pulls all the tourists to the calm looking water, but really its the worst rip on the beach! And as easy as you can say "I LOVE BONDI RESCUE" they may have been taken already! So that's when the amazing team of life guards jump in to action, they grab their 10 kg boards and start sprinting to the water! Even 60 year old H! They have to be quick just in case something goes wrong. The silly tourists may be in many shapes, sizes, genders, forms, colours, languages, and so on! Some may not even be wearing clothes! When will it be most busy you ask? Well depending who is at that end, if the Black Cloud ( Mouse ) is on there is non stop action, where ever he goes! But as Matt Dee ( Who should be called sunshine!) is a lucky funny lifeguard, he only attracts women to him on dry land, most likely they see they light and they swim towards him! Not many people know another reason while Matt Dee is sooo amazing! Not only is he an amazingly funny lifeguard, but he lost both his brother and his sister to suicide, because they suffered from schizophrenia , i admire his fighting spirit so much! I think its awesome how he can come to the beach everyday with that big cheesy grin on his face and help save others lives! He even made a few of the lifeguards stop swearing to raise money for research into schizophrenia! But back to this amazing beach and rip! It is sooo very dangerous, and that's one we reason while we have the lifeguards, because it seems that no one can be bothered reading the signs! So with out them, a lot of people would be lost, "Tata's off visiting their ancestors" (H). You can even find "Two man sharing one brain" (Deano), amazing animals "Dont worry hes sleeping, sleeping with his head twisted around 360 degrees" ( Matt Dee) magical sleeping birds, sharks in kiddy pools, hopeless Tarzan's "Not once was i threatened with the creature with in" ( Harries ), and tourists with funny dress sense "Your balls are hanging out of your shorts mate" (Box and Brad) So at this amazing 1km beach you can get many bizzare things! You get get 5 rips at a time! Massive swells, and storms, blue bottles, sharks, sea snakes, and nude dancing tourists! But if you are heading down to Bondi Beach, PLEASE SWIM BETWEEN THE FLAGS, AND DON'T GO INTO BACK PACKERS RIP! Even if it doubles your chances of being rescued by one of these amazing guys!