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Holy crap, we don't realize how much sexism goes both ways. 
This is fucking important.
Very important.
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I showed this to my wife, we both about died. My oldest daughter is only 8. We probably should start planning her First Moon Party now. After all its really hard to find a uterus pinata.
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yeah, pretty much what I thought of that kiss
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THE SHOEBOX
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totalling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents.
'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with Happiness.

'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?'

'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.

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hm, something's eating your phone
Hey, can I borrow your phone char...ger... um, never mind. 
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I'm gonna try out Google+ again, I've been hearing some good things about it lately on some of the podcasts I listen to. 
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Firefly TV Special coming in November!

To celebrate the cult-favorite sci-fi drama’s 10th anniversary, Science Channel is shooting a new one-hour special chronicling the Firefly cast reunion at Comic-Con this week.

Exciting!
Browncoats Unite will air on Science, along with an all-day marathon of Firefly episodes, on Sunday, Nov. 11.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/07/11/firefly-reunion-tv-special/
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Pocket Planes is definitely better than Tiny Tower. Fantastic game!
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Is this a mosquito?

Nope! It's an insect spy drone already in production. It can be controlled from a great distance and is equipped with a camera, microphone.

It can land on you and then use it's needle to take a DNA sample with the pain of a mosquito bite. Or it can inject a micro RFID tracking device under your skin.

It can land on you and stay, so that you take it with you into your home. Or it can fly into a bulding thru a window. 

Read "The Transparent Society" by David Brin.
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