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Bliss Morgan
Attended Siena College
Lives in Duxbury, MA
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Good Mornthing!

My sleep schedule is officially FUBAR'd, but I'm feeling okay, so I'm really not too worried about it.

The lads are off school today, as next week is vacation, and given the Easter Holiday this weekend the school decided to wrangle a Professional Development Day today. I'm okay with it. They've had a fun morning playing, both together and separately on screens. I'm letting them have a PJ Day.

My mom took the morning off work to take my dad to an appointment that includes the use of drugs to knock him out for a thing. He's probably been released by now, and I'm waiting for them to come home. I'm curious about how loopy dad is going to be, and whether he's going to go to bed for the afternoon or chill on FaceBook.

In other news, we lost a chickie. I've got to call the chickie supply place and find out if they'll replace her. Boo. :(

Whassup, Plus?
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I got a message that you hit the GOAL for your study abroad... congrats Bliss!

Working up the motivation to go mow the lawn... uggh.
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I am laughing so hard at their pain.

#Schadenfreude  
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I love this show :) 
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It's a <3 - but it also looks like a TARDIS!
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A floatyt<3dis!
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UMass I Am IN You!
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Their Orsino was weak, I'm sad to say, and the Maria could have stood to slow down and... IDK, emoted on more dynamic levels.
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Found the sourdough in the back of the fridge when I cleaned it out. I think it spent the winter attempting to gain full sentience.

#HeyInternetLookAtThisThing #ThatsNoFood
#StealThisHashtag
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Donate it to a food pantry.
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GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL!!!!!

Last night while taking in a college production of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, contributions came in that put the campaign over the goal - WOOHOO! This is extremely happy-making for me, because it means the summer semester at Oxford is now one-half paid for. But what does it mean for you, dear donators and potential donators?

#BLISSKRIEG !!!

It means Stretch Goals Lounge Goals! (This is the Reclining Army of Blisstopia, after all.) Each milestone reached from here on out will unlock a previously published work of mine that will be sent to every single donator after the close of the campaign, starting with Nightmare Fuel, a collection of short horror works, which has been unlocked by reaching the campaign goal. See the other goals below!

$2500 – Nightmare Fuel

$3000 – Nightmare Fuel and Bits of Bliss

$3500 – Nightmare Fuel and Bits of Bliss and Dance Me

$4000 – Nightmare Fuel and Bits of Bliss and Dance Me and Spider Girl

$4500 – Nightmare Fuel and Bits of Bliss and Dance Me and Spider Girl and Inner Workings

$5000 – ALLL THE THIIIINGS! Nightmare Fuel, Bits of Bliss, Dance Me, Spider Girl, Inner Workings, Beneath the Jolly Roger, Flings and Arrows (previously published only in What Happens At The Tavern Stays At The Tavern, from Circlet Press), and Who Am I…? (Previously published only in Geek Love from Stonebox Press), plus the PDF of hand-drawn bookmarks from the $5 perk level.

$5500+ - All the things and more! Everything from the $5000 level, plus the next story I publish will also be sent to you free.

If we break that $5000 level, my semester will be completely paid for, and all money beyond that will go toward funding extras while I'm there, such as museums, and spending in evening in the pub that Lewis Carroll and C.S. Lewis preferred to patronize. What do you think, Blisstopia - we've gotten me halfway. Can we get me all the way to Oxford and beyond?

#SendBlissNotBombs  +Indiegogo 
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Thank you! ^_^
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Sometimes I like just sitting in my room listening to the Spawn playing together in their bedroom next door.

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"I'm too young to die! I'm only 8!"
"I'm too pretty to die! I'm 22!"

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"Stop, Mister pig! I want to make you bacon!"
"I hate bacon! You turned my ANCESTORS into bacon! You must pay for what you did to my ancestors!"

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"I am a FREEDOM FIGHTER!"
"I'm a Freedom Fighter too!"
"......well now what?"

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"We have to blow up the mountain to save all the animals - EVACUATE! EVACUATE! I'm stuck under a bumble be! I'm stuck under a pig! Well I'M stuck under a ferret! I'M STUCK UNDER A GIANT ROCK!"

~~~

::snerk::
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And then it's fun and games and shenanigans PEW PEW PEW
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#IdeasThatWillNeverHappen  

A Blisstopia Nursing Home - for chilling in our dotage with people we met on the internet when we were young.
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I recently has a conversation with miss awesome in which I explained that I was born before home computers were widely available. She nearly passed out. XYZZY forever, bitches.
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This pleases the Duchess.

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Even scientists are stumped: "This is so bizarre... I don't know where to begin."
The female insect has a penis and the male insect has a vagina. And that's not even the strangest part
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Coooool!
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I can't help but wonder if the Send Bliss to Oxford +Indiegogo campaign would be more or less successful if I used both #SendBlissNotBombs and #BlissKrieg

>.>

Anyway, it's currently at $2461 of the $2500 campaign goal. Whee!
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I think if it went over 9000 I would pee do a little dance. 
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Writer, Crafter, Multi-flavored Geek, Sensualist, Musician
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Duxbury, MA
Previously
Upstate NY - Coastal Massachusetts - Upstate NY
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Hey cool. You found me.
Introduction
You've found the right Bliss - the one that makes shiny things, and soft things, and knots things together. The one that paints things and sings things. The one that writes very very naughty things. The one that likes a little slap and tickle, especially when the slap makes her gasp. The one that is bringing hashtags into meatspace. The one that told you that funny little joke that one time. The one that earworms you.

Yeah. That Bliss.

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This is my Amazon wishlist
. Because people keep asking.


My books:

Nightmare Fuel: A collection of creepypasta flash fiction plucked from the mind in a wild attempt to stave off an annual influx of sleepdep-inducing nightmares. From werewolves to walking statues to the question of humanity in tiny alien cephalopods, there's fuel aplenty for your own nightmares from under the bed.

Bits of Bliss: "Bits of Bliss is a delicious dish. It is smart, evocative and sensual. It flirts and teases, turns you around and on - and it does it in all the best ways. It's also incredibly addictive. ...there's nothing quite so sexy as erotica like this: one that thinks of itself as literature first and sexually explicit as an added spice." Erotic Flashfiction collection.

Dance Me: It's the kind of night that's a young woman's dream - pretty dresses, delicious food, amazing music, an unexpected gorgeous dance partner, and explosions. Okay, maybe her dream didn't include the explosions.

Spider GirlYet despite knowing there were zombies out there somewhere, from the news brought by the occasional traveller, survivalist Charlotte finds herself unprepared for the unannounced arrival of one undead creature at her cabin - and entirely unready for the truth it brings along with it.

Beneath the Jolly RogerEveryone knows the story. A lovely lady is kidnapped from a sinking ship; a dashing pirate captain saves her and, through a series of adventures, they become intertwined in a web of romance. This is not one of those stories.


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Send snailmail!

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(and while that Bliss doesn't REQUIRE anything because hi, this is the internet, you can do what you want... watching this 10-second video is highly recommended: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI )

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FEED THE BLISS - Here are some links, because happiness is free but as much as I try my stomach refuses to live on it and the student loan company won't take emoticons and erotica as payment.
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If you are anybody at all or have just circled me I suggest you see my circle maintenance posts. I have a lot of varied interests, and not all of them are universally appealing, so I use y circles to filter my output. I like to organize and compartmentalize. Tell me what you want to see beyond the public posts!

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If you are a writer I suggest you see this post to see and participate in some or all of the daily writing projects that I run on a month-by-month basis: https://plus.google.com/107396241442191327319/posts/PQDD1azY46q

Those of you who participated in Nightmare Fuel... yeah, it's pretty much like that, except not only horror. :D

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For folks who want a taste of my writing, I suggest you start with my erotic microfiction _Spaced_ which you can read for free here: http://www.circlet.com/?p=210

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If you are a writer I suggest you see this post and check out the Nightmare Fuel project: https://plus.google.com/u/0/107396241442191327319/posts/APGgtPkvJDk

If you just want to follow my results (or read other things I don't post here) see my Wordpress: http://callmebliss.wordpress.com/

November note: This project was a great success! I'll probably do it again next year, if people are interested.

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And for the sake of findability in the search (humans feel free to skip past this): 
#knitting #erotica #crocheting #jewelry #emotiplush #stuffies #etsy #sewing #spinning #sex #woodcarving #carpentry #cooking #gardening #SCA #writing #editing #funny #kinky #weaving #scifi #fantasy #horror #NightmareFuel #Blisstopia #geek

AIM: IAmBlissing
ICQ: 30857715
and of course, I'm bliss@callmebliss.com
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Being viewed trying a new food is apparently like watching food porn. (Somewhat relevantly, I've also been told "There's a fine line between flirting, play, and harassment. Your line seems to be farther out than most.") ~~~ “Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you’d follow them straight into hell, just to keep getting your fix.” — Karen Marie Moning
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  • Siena College
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January 7
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The Duchess, Andrea Trask, Andrea Doria, Andrea Howe
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