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Bliss Morgan
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WTF is this?

This in particularly is a shoddy MS Paint rendering I did of something that I saw twice today on bumper stickers, and I can't figure out what it's actually supposed to be.

For figuring-out purposes, please pretend that all the lines are of equal weight, and also not wibbly. I am not an MS Paint aficionado - I normally use it to draw squggles and then use paintfill to fill the spaces in different colors. >.>
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+Leonard Suskin​​ anything to indicate they were surfers? Or fishing people?
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Long before I wrote my first story, I was scribbling down poetry. It's still my preferred form of self-expression. (You can see a bunch of my work in my G+ Poetry collection) I wrote a guest blog post for my writing friend Julianne Douglas on how poetic tools enhance my fiction.

Leave a comment on the linked blogpost between now and July 11th for your chance to win either a signed paperback copy or an eBook version of ITHAKA RISING.
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Because Poe wrote on both. 
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Good mornthing!

Achievement unlocked: Bun in clip! I finally found in the grocery store yesterday a bun clip that is actually big enough to encompass my hair when it clips it. The thing is the size of my fist. It's still made of plastic, but I hope nonetheless that being larger it will be under less strain and therefore able to keep my hair contained without a constant fixy-need that inevitably leads to the little clippy teeth/leg/arm/things busting right off. #RIPoldhairclips  

I have class! No, not that kind, we all know better. I start my summer session 2 class today at the University; a month of 8-10:30am classes, three days a week, on Chaucer. I am so excite! Because Chaucer. #Nerd

I'm not so excited about the 6am wakeup. After I get a handle on my actual readiness time, drive time, parking time, and walking time today, I will hopefully be able to push that back. And I shouldn't complain, because I got to sleep in compared to when SALM has to get up to go to work.

Man. I REALLY like not having to leave his house just because Sunday came. I'm super into this whole togetherness thing.

So yeah, I've got class this morning, and then I'm going to head back to Cardinal Cove to break down the Spawn's beds and clear things away from the windows on the inside so that after dad builds a platform on the outside he will be able to work on the window removal/replacement without stuff in his way. And before I leave there I am going to rustle up my gorram laptop cable, because while it is cool that SALM had a machine I could borrow.... it's kinda weird and I want my own machine back.

How're y'all doing out there? Anybody stuck with a case of the Mondays?

Hi. <3
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The light in this room is weird.


also I have not yet figured out how to dim the eye-glow to human levels
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But it's organic!
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Aheheheheheh. :D
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YOU GUYS I SAW MAD MAX

I SAW MAD MAX AND CAME HOME AND STARTED TO SAVE THE WORLD

AND THEN WE GOT INTERRUPTED

I might be a little bit hyper right now, therefore. So SALM has taken DG out frog-hunting, and I have thesising to do. Hangout y/n? Ping me.

Fun fact: Current word count on the thesis is under 30K words. My thesis is shorter than a successful NaNoWriMo project. XD
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It sure is.
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Happy birthday +Sean Sorensen! And, I hear, +Halfdan Reschat as well? WE SHALL MAKE SKY-EXPLOSIONS IN YOUR HONOR!
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+Bliss Morgan, I'm glad you liked it, even though I'm on the "I would have prefered it to be a short film" team. I'm slightly hyped after an enjoyable day, a few energy drinks, a bunch of beers, and the D.E.B.S. movie. :-)
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I had never seen this bumper sticker before, but today I've seen it twice, on two different card. Can anybuggy identify it for me?
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I would like to know what it says also. 
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Meanwhile in Cardinal Cove...
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An allergically evil surprise. :(
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ab·squat·u·late
abˈskwäCHəˌlāt/
verb
NORTH AMERICAN (humorous)
leave abruptly.
"some overthrown dictator who had absquatulated to the U.S.A."

#WordsWordsWords   #YouSirAreAFishmonger  
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Productivity Hangout

It's time to pwn the last section outstanding in my Thesis Introduction rewrite.

Wanna join me?
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Wohoo!
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Good mornthing!

Mismatching patterns are mismatched! My dress is super comfy, but sitting at this desk I am directly in the line of cold air output from the fan/A/C. I neglected to bring any wraps with me this weekend, anticipating warm weather, so I'm making do with one of SALM's throw blankets.

He's off taking DG to a playdate at her best friend's place, and it's likely he'll be there a while because the friend's mom is getting divorced and looking for a place to move along with her little girl, and because SALM went through the divorce-with-child thing already he's kind of a sounding board for her.

I am using this time to sip my homemade cold brew vietnamese-style coffee (which I think would not suffer from an addition of cinnamon and cardamom, tbh) and doing some small data entry tasks. penny by penny and dime by dime I am earning enough money to get Younger Spawn his very own screen. After all, I have my phone and computer, Elder has his 3DS, and DG has a computer, iPhone, Nook, and Nexus; it's no wonder Younger has felt a bit bereft.

Once I've gotten him a tablet, then Ill be continuing my fiddly little penny-ante tasks to save up for a Kindle. 

Most of the sand flea bites on my feet have gotten past the swollen-with-fluids stage and are now just sad little red bumps with tiny round scabs in the middle. I think soaking my feet last night helped a lot. I fired up the tub and drew a shallow hot bath for my feet; DG came and hung out with me, sitting on the edge of the tub with our dresses rucked up into bundles on our thighs to keep them dry, and we chit-chatted about shellfish, pearls, sharks, hippopotami, jumping off of boats, swimming lessons, lifeguarding, and treading water. Partway through, SALM appeared after a brief jaunt to the store with a canister of Morton's salt. Don't worry, +Amanda Rachelle Warren, we are save from ghost incursions once again!

This morning I got up and went into the living room where DG was nibbling her breakfast in front of the t.v. When she saw me she squealed and jumped up onto her knees to hug me. Oh my zod my heart! <3

I love that little girl so much.

Anyway, I'm now internet-researching walking trails in Foxboro and Walpole and whatnot, because SALM and I are definitely feeling the walk thing, but I'm not feeling the Arboretum so much. It's a little weird to drive a half hour to take a walk when there must be huge unexplored tracts of land nearby.

Later, I'm going to slam it home on the thesis. Just need to do the Chapter 1 rewrite and make the Introduction matchy to what is in the chapters. There will be a Productivity Hangout at that time.

Hello, lovely people. I hope you all made it through yesterday with body and sanity intact. I know it's a rough day for a lot of you. hug

Hi. <3
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+Lorne Lehrer Moose Hill is actually quite close to where we are! SALM lives in that very town. But Moose Hill is quite hilly, plus we have walked part of it before. We wanted to try someplace more level (comparatively - the state park in Foxborough definitely has some hills) and hopefully less mosquitoey.
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Oh no, Storm, please, by all means - help yourself. 
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Charlotte's rat, Artemis, does this.
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Ballston Spa, NY - Colonie, NY - Albany, NY - Latham, NY
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You've found the right Bliss - the one that makes shiny things, and soft things, and knots things together. The one that paints things and sings things. The one that writes very very naughty things. The one that likes a little slap and tickle, especially when the slap makes her gasp. The one that is bringing hashtags into meatspace. The one that told you that funny little joke that one time. The one that earworms you.

Yeah. That Bliss.

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This is my Amazon wishlist. Because people keep asking.


My books:

Nightmare Fuel: A collection of creepypasta flash fiction plucked from the mind in a wild attempt to stave off an annual influx of sleepdep-inducing nightmares. From werewolves to walking statues to the question of humanity in tiny alien cephalopods, there's fuel aplenty for your own nightmares from under the bed.

Bits of Bliss: "Bits of Bliss is a delicious dish. It is smart, evocative and sensual. It flirts and teases, turns you around and on - and it does it in all the best ways. It's also incredibly addictive. ...there's nothing quite so sexy as erotica like this: one that thinks of itself as literature first and sexually explicit as an added spice." Erotic Flashfiction collection.

Dance Me: It's the kind of night that's a young woman's dream - pretty dresses, delicious food, amazing music, an unexpected gorgeous dance partner, and explosions. Okay, maybe her dream didn't include the explosions.

Spider GirlYet despite knowing there were zombies out there somewhere, from the news brought by the occasional traveller, survivalist Charlotte finds herself unprepared for the unannounced arrival of one undead creature at her cabin - and entirely unready for the truth it brings along with it.

Beneath the Jolly RogerEveryone knows the story. A lovely lady is kidnapped from a sinking ship; a dashing pirate captain saves her and, through a series of adventures, they become intertwined in a web of romance. This is not one of those stories.


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Send snailmail!

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(and while that Bliss doesn't REQUIRE anything because hi, this is the internet, you can do what you want... watching this 10-second video is highly recommended: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI )

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FEED THE BLISS - Here are some links, because happiness is free but as much as I try my stomach refuses to live on it and the student loan company won't take emoticons and erotica as payment.
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If you are anybody at all or have just circled me I suggest you see my circle maintenance posts. I have a lot of varied interests, and not all of them are universally appealing, so I use y circles to filter my output. I like to organize and compartmentalize. Tell me what you want to see beyond the public posts!

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If you are a writer I suggest you see this post to see and participate in some or all of the daily writing projects that I run on a month-by-month basis: https://plus.google.com/107396241442191327319/posts/PQDD1azY46q

Those of you who participated in Nightmare Fuel... yeah, it's pretty much like that, except not only horror. :D

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For folks who want a taste of my writing, I suggest you start with my erotic microfiction _Spaced_ which you can read for free here: http://www.circlet.com/?p=210

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If you are a writer I suggest you see this post and check out the Nightmare Fuel project: https://plus.google.com/u/0/107396241442191327319/posts/APGgtPkvJDk

If you just want to follow my results (or read other things I don't post here) see my Wordpress: http://callmebliss.wordpress.com/

November note: This project was a great success! I'll probably do it again next year, if people are interested.

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And for the sake of findability in the search (humans feel free to skip past this): 
#knitting #erotica #crocheting #jewelry #emotiplush #stuffies #etsy #sewing #spinning #sex #woodcarving #carpentry #cooking #gardening #SCA #writing #editing #funny #kinky #weaving #scifi #fantasy #horror #NightmareFuel #Blisstopia #geek

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Being viewed trying a new food is apparently like watching food porn. (Somewhat relevantly, I've also been told "There's a fine line between flirting, play, and harassment. Your line seems to be farther out than most.") ~~~ “Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you’d follow them straight into hell, just to keep getting your fix.” — Karen Marie Moning
Education
  • Bridgewater State University
    English, 2013 - present
    Pursuing an MA
  • Siena College
    English, 1999 - 2003
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Birthday
January 7
Other names
The Duchess, Andrea Trask, Andrea Doria, Andrea Howe
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ChainAndFancy
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Wearable chainmaille jewelry and sculpture

Short Stories: The Haunted Orchard by Richard Le Gallienne
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Spring was once more in the world. As she sang to herself in the faraway woodlands her voice reached even the ears of the city, weary with t

Nightmare Fuel, Day the 30th. Wrapping up a month of horrible things
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Today is All Hallows Eve, a fitting day to close out the 2013 Nightmare Fuel season. IN the past month, I've shared fairy-tales, all-dialog

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Why Yes, I Do Practice Social Media Polygamy | Media Tapper
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I'm not conflicted. I don't spend my time trying to justify why Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Digg are in my bookmarks right along with Google

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Taste the Rainbow.®

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OCCUPY WALL STREET: DAY 12. #OCCUPYWALLSTREET is a people powered movement for democracy that began in America on September 17 with an encam

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No giveaways for weeks, then two come along at once! It must be the end of the world. Win Nathan L. Yocum's The Zona, and other CQ books!

Social Media Propaganda Poster Art Book
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A collection of 25 social media and pop culture propaganda posters that I've assembled into one coffee table book.

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Mail something everyday in February. Relearn the joy of slow correspondence

People Should Be Allowed to Have Preferences | Nobilis Erotica
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People Should Be Allowed to Have Preferences. I feel that it needs to be said: People should be allowed to have preferences. Partly, this is

Y is for Yarnmen!
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We&#39;ve reached the penultimate post on the A to Z challenge. This month has been tremendous fun, and I will keep up with the blog in upco

Nightmare Fuel
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Daily writing prompts for horror fiction

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Happy Halloween everyone! May your trick-or-treating shower you with chocolates. Facebook likes are nearing 7,000 already! Insane! So many n

It's Okay. We're writers.
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We write. Occasionally we swear.