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Blake Jensen
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Attended University of Texas at Dallas
Lives in Dublin
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You know what we need? An app where you have a random assortment of items, and arrange them into rows of three or more. I'LL BE RICH
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Comcast service guy just told me that "we can't download a static IP to your modem." ಠ_ಠ
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In person. I wasn't quite sure how to respond...
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Mmmmmmm, Vegas.
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Try to work "haranguing" into a conversation today. I think that word probably feels unloved.
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From Amazon today: "Package was left in or near the front door"

How does one leave a package in a door?
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I'll mail you a door. Unfortunately, your pedestrian door will be unable to accommodate it :(
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I don't think California knows how to January...
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Fantastic :)
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Quite possibly!
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Why are there tanning salons in California? GO OUTSIDE
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People want the cancer, an instant gratification. Sad but true.
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I feel like no word has done more to emphasize the professionalism of the IT community than "dongle".
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Oh, the unparalleled view from the San Francisco office!
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Education
  • University of Texas at Dallas
    Software Engineering, 2007 - 2011
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Corporate Operations Engineer
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  • Google
    ITR, 2012 - present
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Dublin
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Mountain View - Plano - Riyadh - Houston - Calgary - Edmonton
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