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Well...this is quite genius. Nice share, +Martin Conterez
Original Youtube link via http://youtu.be/ahlWufJqcSQ
Lazyboy - Underwear Goes Inside The Pants
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Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? 
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. 
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. 
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy. 

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees. 
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east. 
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?
They're not masterminds.
"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"
"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. 
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? 
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru. 
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. 
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day. 
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.
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Did Walt Whitman come clambering out of the grave?
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Take Control of Your Pain Patient Seminar

Free event for pain warriors, health professionals, support, and caregivers. Dress comfortably and connect with the community, learning knowledgable topics and gaining educational resources. Vendors will be present, highly renowned speakers share their knowledge, and the 2015 INvisible Project will be unveiled-a photojournalistic program where pain warriors document their life in in pictures and spread the word about invisible illness. If you're in the MD area, please feel free to come. Registration info below.

Registration:
http://tinyurl.com/takecontrolofyourpain2015

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Thursday, March 19th, 2015
2:00 PM-6:00 PM
Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center
201 Waterfront Street
National Harbor, MD 20745

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Dancing all over your timeline like... 🎵
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Happy birthday to Norman Rockwell, who was born 121 years ago.
Here's his piece "War News" from +Norman Rockwell Museum, on view at: http://goo.gl/qwpywG #art #onthisday  
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The Geekdom explodeth all over your stream. There are no words. Thanks so much Charlie!!!
 
Geekscape 2014 Uber-Mega-Album!!!

This is the big one folks! Over 400 Geekscapes dating back to the first ones from late 2013. You'll find all of the artist information along with them, so please share these and go let the artists know how amazing their work is! 

I'd like to thank +DeviantArt.com for creating a fantastic platform and fueling my daily posts. For those who don't know, I started posting these because I spent so much time searching for appropriate images for my Geek Question of the Day on DeviantArt. I kept finding incredible artwork of all kinds that had either very few views, or even worse, was being shared without attribution.

Thus the Geekscape was born...

As a side note, I want to thank all the folks who have nominated, plussed, and shared images over the last year or so. Without you guys these posts would be nothing!

Here's to a very geeky 2015!

#gsotd #happynewyear2015 #happynewyear #deviantart #gqotd #scifi #fantasy #starwars #dragon #steampunk  
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very interesting
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...it's time for the Christmas Can Can.

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Some days are more rough than others. For those days, know that I'm here. Even if you just want to get a virtual hug or smile cause words are too much.

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Thank you Beverly. And sending a virtual hug right back at you. Hope your day is going well. 
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Actually love is the opposite of strive - it's 'allowing'. BUT Fred's dead and it's still a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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Mass Effect Infiltrator is +IGN Free game of the month.

URL: http://www.ign.com/prime/promo/mass-effect-infiltrator-free
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I miss the opportunity to get this. I'll just have to wait you post another one. Thanks anyway. Have a bless day.
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Luigi Fist Pump. Oh yeah.

My friend code is @poetachica if you wanna add me. Also have a 3DS XL for SuperSmash Bros I'm a noob at, but gaining Kirby skillz. 👾

#gaming #wiiU #marioKart8 #3DS #nintendo

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happy new year to you too!!!
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A great #DoctorWho ebook read, just in time for the holidays. Enjoy.

Tagged: #books #whovians #kindle #ebooks #reading #christmas #holidays 
A thrilling, three-part adventure called Behind You, written by Mark Williams.
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Known to the masses as Poeta Chica. I am a Poet. Geek. Writer. Literary Lover Extraordinaire. I also advocate for the #ChronicPain and #Spoonie community. Ambassador for US Pain Foundation. All thoughts I post are mine. I post original content and am a hodgepodge of bibliomania, history, science, tech, and spirituality. I +For☮ Only Love Lives Here.
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Poet. Lover of  140 characters with that little blue bird called Twitter. I am a hodgepodge of sorts. You know, the greatness that comes from a smorgasbord filled with little tidbits of passion, truth, change, growth, and desire for a better day. I am a writer. I am an artist. I am a music aficionado. I am an advocate. I am a complete bibliophile. I am a proud Geek. I have a weird obsession with Scrabble. I'm different, but that's okay. Loving God, and practice tolerance and love as my foremost religion, regardless if you're an atheist or a Buddhist monk. Because love makes the world go around, people. ☮ Note: I always encourage dialogue and engagement on posts! +1's are just too easy to hand out. Not interested in constant re-shares, cliche one liners, annoying .gifs, constant music uploads (post to appropriate circle for that) and soundbites. Spammers, hate speech, trolls, nudity, NSFW/explicit content, evil mother in laws, or anything that violates Google's standards need not apply to circle me. I moderate ALL posts, and do not tolerate hijacking of threads, inappropriateness, bullying, or disrespect. Only positivity lives here. 
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