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San Narciso County's ONLY source for community, California and world news.
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Psychologist Clarifies Trump’s High IQ Claim: “He’s Reading It Like a Golf Score”

Experts dispute Trump's claims of having a genius-level intellect. A psychologist believes Trump is confusing the methodology of IQ scoring with golf.

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Sweden's Last Night: How a Country Perished in Secret

Despite world efforts to deny terror attacks, Trump bravely revealed a massive cover-up that even duped surviving Swedes, who seemed baffled that anything had happened. Following is the exposed chronology of Sweden’s last night and how a country perished in secret.

NEWS IN BRIEF: During Thursday's presser, Trump insisted that he had put together “one of the greatest cabinets ever assembled in American history.” Critics argued that Ikea cabinets have proven more durable and easier to assemble. Trump also described his administration as a “fine-tuned machine.” In the sense that his team has become a machine capable of producing illegal activities that generate fines, then this statement could be considered accurate. 

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After Puzder Withdraws from Labor, Carl’s Jr. Scraps Ivanka Trump Glamor Meal

The president suffered another setback as Andrew Puzder withdrew as Labor nominee, prompting Carl's Jr. and Hardee's to scrap plans for the Ivanka Trump Glamor Meal.

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Trump Cabinet Officials Offer Valentine’s Day Advice to American Couples

As popularity plummets, the Trump administration wants to earn back the public’s affections. So several cabinet members are sharing their Valentine’s Day advice with America.

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Valentine’s Day Events for Despairing Singles: Misery Loves Company

Single on Valentine's Day? Here are local goings-on to help fill in the hole where your heart should have been. It’s better than sticking your head in an oven.

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Trump Ignores Oroville Dam Crisis: Need Walls to Stop Flood of Immigrants, Not Actual Floods

The president ignored Gov. Brown’s request for emergency assistance as the Oroville Dam threatened collapse. Trump finally responded, saying that building a wall to staunch the flood of Mexicans is more important that stopping an actual flood in a state he despises.

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Trump Threatens to Call in Feds After Nordstrom Attacks Ivanka

Nordstrom’s attack on Ivanka Trump is a direct threat to the president and his family, which is a class E felony. To combat the act of terrorism, Trump vowed to “send in the Feds!”

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Success of Rule 19 Against Warren Inspires Trump’s Bizarre Order 66

After Mitch McConnell silenced Elizabeth Warren under Rule 19, the “putting uppity harpies back in their place” maneuver, Trump has asked Bannon when he can execute Order 66.

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Education Secretary Betsy DeVos Unveils Common NeuroCore Standards

Newly confirmed Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has proposed radical reforms, including a virtual cognitive enhancement program, Common Neurocore.

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