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Alle sagten: Das geht nicht. Dann kam einer, der wusste das nicht und hat´s gemacht.
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Ich habe vor einiger Zeit damit begonnen - zwischendurch - ein bisschen an einer kleinen Anwendung zu basteln, mit der man seinen eigenen Weinbestand verwalten kann und in der Lage sein soll, Weine, d...
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`Der Barkeeper sagt: "Tut mir leid, wir bedienen keine Neutrinos, die schneller sind als das Licht." Ein Neutrino kommt in eine Bar.´
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SP4m --- z0mg. Die Spam-Filter von GMail / Google Mail arbeiten wirklich gut. Ab und zu ertappe ich mich aber trotzdem dabei, wie ich einen Blick in den Junk-Mail-Ordner werfe (sicher ist sicher! Nich...
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About the advantages of Java's UnsupportedOperationException in comparison to "null" return values.
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Making Maven play along nicely with the JavaFX (2.x) runtime is not really something that can be achieved quite easily. Unfortunately, the file "jfxrt.jar" which represents the JavaFX runtime can be f...
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Just uploaded the initial version of my Gravatar library for Java FX 2.
It's still a bit rough around the edges and I'm really trying to wrap my head around the different concepts (such as FXML, Builders, BuilderFactories, FXML Controller Classes and stuff) so I assume there is a lot of room for possible improvements.
Also... I need to read more about Java FX 2's EDT and how to use worker threads.

Code is licensed under Apache License Version 2.0 and can be fetched from GitHub!

https://github.com/cathive/fx-gravatar/
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*A Cow based Economics Lesson;

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
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If browsers were guns.
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So wahr... so true...
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"Mac users don’t buy video games. They buy Angry Birds." -- Tim Willits, id Software

Tja...
ich hatte ja schon gehofft, dass es RAGE demnächst vielleicht für Linux und OSX geben würde... Sieht aber leider nicht so aus. Schade...
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